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Thursday, 03 March 2011
A new study proves that Rule 5 is good for our health
Little Miss Attila is such a successful blogger that she is able to employ her own stunt double. Stunt boobies to be exact. Why would she need stunt boobies? Well, according to a recent bonafide medical study which she has helpfully emailed to all of her male blogging friends, men who stare at women's breasts live longer and healthier lives.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women's breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
Hot damn, I'm gonna live to be 120.
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And at the rate he's going, Bob Belvedere is destined for immortality.
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In recognition of this momentous news American Digest has established today as Great Racks Day.
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Here's to our health!
Posted at 15:10 by Chris Wysocki
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