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The Best Christmas Tip Story Ever

A few days before Christmas the mailman was making his rounds. As he approached the house of a young married couple the wife opened the front door and greeted him excitedly, "Come on in! I want to give you your Christmas gift!"

Since she was scantily attired in festive lingerie how could he refuse?

Entering the house he immediately noticed a sumptuous breakfast laid out on the dining room table. "Dig in!" she exclaimed, "I made it all myself." He enjoyed every last bite and got up to return to his appointed rounds.

"Thanks Ma'am, that was delicious!"

"Oh, but there's more! Please follow me upstairs," she replied with a wink.

And yes, you can guess what happened next.

When they were through he again made ready to leave, "I've really got to be going, it's getting late!"

"OK, but there's one more thing I have to give to you."

"Please, no more, I'm already way behind on my deliveries!"

She reached into her night table drawer and pulled out a single dollar bill.

"Here," she said. "This is the last part of your Christmas tip."

Seeing the puzzled look on his face she explained. "Last night when we were discussing what tips to give out for Christmas I asked my husband, 'what about the mailman?' And he said, 'Fuck him and give him a dollar.'"

"Breakfast was my idea!"

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