To almost no one's surprise, next stop on the Redefiniton of Marriage Express is Polygamy!

Well that didn't take long. Polygamy activists are ecstatic over our Supreme Court's legalization of same-sex "marriage." And they're ready to make their case because, face it, if you're going to redefine marriage anyway, what's so damn special about the number two?

Wanna guess who'll be leading the charge? Not the Mormons; they swore off the sister wives thing when Utah became a state. Nope, it'll be those fun-loving guys at the Council on American Islamic Relations who'll push polygamy into the mainstream.

Because Sharia Rocks!

Why confine yourself to beating the shit out of one wife when Allah says you can have four of 'em, all ready at a moment's notice to be subjugated under your firm hand? And while you're at it, let's eliminate all those pesky age-of-consent laws too! Mohammed banged a six-year old; it's unfair that you can't, right?

Redefining marriage is just so darn liberating. Really. In fact maybe it's time I stopped being a h8er and simply embraced love in all its myriad forms. Pillow-love, for instance. Oh Justice Kennedy, won't you show me the way?

Posted at 19:21 by Chris Wysocki   [/religion]   Comments | Perm Link |
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