Sunday, 30 August 2009
Comrade Obama will borrow your children to help with the census
In between teaching our kids how to masturbate Comrade Obama has a bold new lesson plan in store for our nation's schoolchildren. Over at Bob Belvedere's shop I read of The Politburo's plan to enlist the nation's children in the glorious effort to count everybody and anybody, especially non-citizens, for the 2010 Census.
The government has launched Census in Schools, an all-out campaign targeting superintendents, principals, teachers, students and, indirectly, parents, as schools open across the nation this month and next. The message: The Census is coming and here's why everyone should care.
The goal is to send posters, teaching guides, maps and lesson plans to every school in the nation, Puerto Rico and U.S. island territories to encourage everyone to participate in the national count. The materials will land in more than 118,000 schools and reach 56 million students.
Between January and March, the Census Bureau will help plan a week of Census education in schools. During Census Week, teachers will devote 15 minutes every day for five days to the topic by discussing such things as civic participation, confidentiality or geography. Beginning in mid-March, more than 120 million Census questionnaires will be delivered to residential addresses.
The Census Bureau is partnering with Sesame Street to extend the 2010 Census message to preschoolers and adult caregivers. Under consideration: Using Sesame Street characters on Census materials and having characters participate in school events and public service announcements.
The government has managed to count the population quite effectively for the past 200+ years without enlisting our children as GS-3 clerks-in-training. By what right does Comrade Obama think he can suddenly commandeer classroom time and children's homework assignments to do his government's bidding?
He's already lined up his ACORN buddies to manage the census data collection. Does this latest scheme mean ACORN foot-soldiers will be invited into every classroom in America to indoctrinate our children into a corps of service to The One?
And after the census, what will be the next assignment for this new cadre of Obama-youth? Distributing propaganda for Universal Health Care? Or, will they be encouraged to report their parents for improper activities like smoking cigarettes or drinking too much beer?
Channeling Stacy McCain, Bob notes (and I concur) there is but one appropriate
rallying cry to counter Comrade Obama's latest power grab — WOLVERINES!
Posted at 22:21 by Chris Wysocki
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