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Saturday, 31 July 2010
The question that's on everyone's mind: Will Obama Pardon Snooki?
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Breakout Jersey Shore star
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was arrested yesterday for "being very disorderly"
on the beach in Seaside, NJ.
I couldn't figure out exactly why this event warranted it's own Memeorandum thread until I realized Barry has denied knowing who Snooki is and we've recently learned that he's lying.
"I don't know who Snooki is," Barack Obama said on "The View" this morning. He even repeated this claim in his speech to the National Urban League.
(I'm told he denied knowing her three times, and shortly thereafter a cock crowed. The American people went off into the desert and wept bitterly.)
As Newsbusters and Jonah Goldberg revealed, Barack Obama is on the record saying her name!
In May, Barack Obama made a joke about how tan Snooki is, at the White House Correspondents Dinner, which proves that he has heard of the famous tiny woman from television.
Ah, ha! Barry does know Snooki! Why is he playing coy? Could she be a deep-cover agent of the Obamabots sent to rot the brains of our young and most impressionable citizens?
More importantly, now that we know they're buds, Barry can't let Snooki languish in jail! As legions of Jersey girls can attest, Seaside justice is quick, and harsh. Poor Snooki, she's not ready for that!
So, all America is asking, will Barry pardon his diminutive doxy?
Posted at 17:28 by Chris Wysocki
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