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Thursday, 14 February 2013
Essex County shot 152 deer this week. Sheesh, my front yard has more than that!
Our local officials "scaled back" their deer hunt this year. Because the Bambi-lovers demanded it. So instead of whacking 500+ deer like in previous years, they bagged 152.
The controversial county-sponsored deer hunt eliminated 152 deer this year, Essex County Executive Joseph DiVincenzo said.
The sixth annual hunt was scaled back to roughly half the scope of 2012's hunt and will serve as the model for next year, DiVincenzo said today at the South Mountain Recreation Complex in West Orange.
Officials will conduct spotlight counts in March and April at the county-owned recreation sites to determine deer density.
DiVincenzo, who was lobbied by conservancy groups at Hilltop and South Mountain to continue the hunt, said the deer management program aims to restore overbrowsing and prevent deer-related car crashes on county roads.
Yo Joe, the deer moved. Come visit my front lawn. You can hit your 152 quota without breaking a sweat, probably in less than a day. The little bastards are everywhere. Eating everything. If it was up to me I'd have your guys using flame-throwers. Bar-b-cue 'em right on the spot. Because your idea of "deer management" is to chase 'em out of your parks, and into my neighborhood.
My idea of "deer management?" Shoot every last one of the fuckers. Twice.
Maybe then my shrubs won't look like they'd been attacked by Agent Orange.
Or as it turns out, misguided hippy-dippy adoration for four-legged vermin.
Posted at 08:46 by Chris Wysocki
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