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Technorati is indexing me again! They had to make a code change to fix the problem with my blog getting stuck in their queue. Kudos to Eric M. and the guys at GetSatisfaction.com where they have "community powered support for Technorati".
Well, they're "sorta, kinda" indexing me anyway. It's on a 24 hour tape delay or something. So I never get picked up by Memeorandum because they pull from Technorati and Technorati has stuff I posted yesterday listed as my latest blog entry. And that's old news to Memeorandum.
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Recent headlines from my Posterous Blog:
Six New Jersey women required emergency surgery after undergoing a butt enhancement procedure using silicone bathtub caulk.
Six women from the Essex County area who wanted fuller bottoms ended up in hospitals after receiving buttocks-enhancement injections containing the same material contractors use to caulk bathtubs, officials said.
The women checked into hospitals in the county after their procedures, apparently administered by unlicensed providers, went horribly wrong, state health officials said. The women underwent surgery and were given antibiotics. No arrests have been made.
Different from medical-grade silicone, the substance used in the botched procedures was believed to be a diluted version of nonmedical-grade silicone.
Cheeseburgers. If you want a bigger butt, just eat cheeseburgers. I speak from experience!
This reminds me of an old joke. After about 10 years of marriage a lady went to her husband and asked him to pay for breast implants. He said, "try this first - twice each day rub some toilet paper up and down between your breasts. They'll get bigger."
When she appeared skeptical he explained, "worked on your ass, didn't it?"
And of course, when referring to bigger butts, we need a little music:
Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round!
Posted at 12:56 by Chris Wysocki
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