Attack of the "Snooki Tax" Enforcement Agents!

President Obama's new budget calls for the hiring of 81 new IRS agents who will be dedicated full-time to one task, and one task only. Enforcement of the "Snooki Tax" — a new 10 percent excise tax on tanning salons.

That is correct. 81 new bureaucrats to travel the nation to see if tanning salons are paying the 10% tax. They need to make sure that underground tanning salons don't pop up next to Meth Labs and illegal casinos. Who knows what will happen if somebody sets up a tanning bed in their basement to make some money without paying the new ObamaTax. Maybe some jail time for that ObamaCare criminal.

I guess these guys will be first up on the IRS hit squad parade, eh? You never can tell where the next hotbed of criminal activity will turn up. 5 tans for $25? Better make that $27.50!

There truly is nothing which Obama won't tax. If he could figure out a way to do it he'd tax the sun. Like the beach badge checkers those 81 new IRS agents could soon be patrolling the sand collecting their tanning tax from one and all. Don't forget to ask about their low weekly and seasonal rates!

Or, maybe they can charge on a sliding scale based on the Snooki Tan Index.

I guess I shouldn't give them any ideas, right?

Posted at 12:43 by Chris Wysocki   [/obamacare]   Comments | Perm Link |
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