Why does Barack Obama need his own Lubyanka prison in Illinois?

The other shoe just dropped on the "indefinite detention" power Obama gave himself via the National Defense Authorization Act. Now we know where dissident Americans will go when they're whisked away by Obama's brownshirts — Thomson Correctional Center in Illinois.

Eric Holder just bought it for him, for the low, low price of $165 million. Payable in two convenient installments of $99 million and $66 million. Your tax dollars at work!

The federal government will pay that amount to convert the facility, built in the 1990s but never opened because the state couldn't afford to staff it, into a maximum-security prison.

Oh, I know who'll he'll get to staff it. The Obama Truth Team! They'll be looking for something else to do after the election, and they're well-versed in Dear Leader's dialectic dogma. Posted about the door to your cell: Re-education begins here. Or, work makes you free. Maybe he'll let us choose.

And of course the very first political prisoner Obama sends there will be Nakoula Basseley Nakoula. The future does not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam dontcha know.

But why stop there? The White House has an enemies list. Janet Napolitano has one too. I'm probably on both of them.

My new home?

Ever wonder why DHS is stockpiling ammo? Wonder no more! They're coming for us. There's no bigger threat to Obama's socialist utopia than people who love freedom. So it's off to Lubyanka Thomson for a little R&R — Re-education and Reprogramming.

Patriots go in, Obamabots come out. If we come out. There's a whole lotta empty space around Thomson. Plenty of room to bury the dead. Who's gonna complain? The bylined Democratic Party operatives in our lapdog media?

Posted at 14:53 by Chris Wysocki   [/obama_watch]   Comments | Perm Link |
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