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November 24th is National Wear Your Kilt to the Airport Day

It's time to put a monkey wrench into the TSA's airport security porn show and cheap thrills extravaganza. Next Wednesday November 24^th, the busiest travel day of the year, is hereby officially designated National Opt-Out Day.

"The goal of National Opt-Out Day is to send a message to our lawmakers that we demand change," reads the call to action at OptOutDay.com, set up by Brian Sodegren. "No naked body scanners, no government-approved groping. We have a right to privacy, and buying a plane ticket should not mean that we're guilty until proven innocent."

The TSA hates opt-outs. If you opt-out they try to make it as painful and humiliating as possible for you. Right off the bat the TSA goon bellows "We got an opt-out!" to draw attention to you. Then you're herded off to the side, still in full view of their more complacent victims, and the "enhanced pat-down" begins. Think of it as a prostate exam without the copay.

So here's a thought. If your new best friend at the TSA wants some cheap thrills how about you really give him some cheap thrills. Since he's going to grab your junk anyway, you might as well make it easier for him, right? And when it comes to enabling easy access to your nether regions nothing beats...

Kilts.

Think about it -- if you're a male, and you want to bollix-up the nonsensical airport security-industrial complex, one way to do so would be to wear a kilt. If nothing else, this will cause TSA employees to throw up their hands in disgust. If you want to go the extra mile, I suggest commando-style kilt-wearing. While it is probably illegal to fly without pants, I can't imagine that it's illegal to fly without underpants.

What a fantastic idea! It's fun for the whole family!

Hey, hey, TSA,
Who you gonna grope today?

Posted at 12:01 by Chris Wysocki   []   Comments | Archived | Perm Link |
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