More fallout from the Mike Rice controversy: One million reasons he should have kept his job

Rutgers rushed to fire Mike Rice, because the Gay Mafia demanded his head on a platter for uttering the word "faggot." And now it turns out there are a million reasons Rice should have kept his job.

As Doctor Evil would say, "One Meeel-yun Dollars!"

A contract is a contract, regardless of how many knots the boys at Garden State Equality tie their panties into.

Last year when this incident first came to light the lawyers said not to fire him. They specified a series of remedial actions, which according to all accounts Rice fulfilled. Then a disgruntled former employee decided to inflame passions by releasing a heavily edited tape recording of some basketball practices. And as soon as the perpetually aggrieved honchos of homosexual hysteria heard him say "you fucking faggot" it was all over for Coach Rice.

Except, it turns out, for his iron-clad contract.

The Gays claimed another scalp today when Rice's boss, Athletic Director Tim Pernetti resigned under pressure. But they're still not satisfied.

"This morning, coach Rice was fired," Troy Stevenson, the executive director of Garden State Equality, said at a news conference Wednesday. "That's not good enough."

You know what's "not good enough" to me? Knee-jerk appeasement that puts the taxpayers of New Jersey on the hook for a million bucks. But then I'm supposedly out of touch with the scourge of anti-gay discrimination. It's worse than racism, or so a liberal friend told me last night. Because every time I ride the bus the gays have to sit in the back, and I guess I'm not supposed to let them use the same water fountains as me anymore.

Just what I need, more rules for how to maintain my hegemonic status as a scion of the oppressive patriarchy. It really is getting hard to keep up with all the ways I'm supposed to be sabotaging the advancement of those inferior races and peoples and genders.

Yeah, I'm rambling, and the sarcasm-impaired gay goons don't like it when I ramble. So I'll leave you guys with this, via my pal Bob Belvedere. Mike Rice shoulda called his players "Beta Males." It's the new and improved, PC-approved, feminzed pejorative that instantly conveys the light-in-the-loafers affectation you know is necessary while maintaining plausible deniability regarding anyone's proclivities for belting out show tunes.

Now drop your man-purse and give me twenty.

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