Weary Winter Wednesday, or random ranting rebuking recycled rubbish

Obama's budget priorities: $10,000 each for wealthy yuppies to buy electric cars; nothing to help poor black kids escape Washington DC's failing public schools.

Oh, and $800 million to prop up "The Arab Spring," presumably so the Muslim Brotherhood can keep killing Christians in Egypt.

You know what else is in that budget? A "replacement" for the dreaded AMT (Alternative Minimum Tax). And since Obama is a socialist at heart it's not good news for us. Out with the AMT, in with the GMT!

Gene Sperling, the director of the White House national economic council, talking about President Obama's proposed budget said to "ensure fairness" and to keep people from using tax shelters "we need a global minimum tax."

Global. Minimum. Tax.

All your money is belong to Obama.

Newt's moon colony idea is sounding better and better. I'll be moving my accounts to First Lunar Bank and Trust, how about you?

Elsewhere in the news we have Racism. It's everywhere. Even if the "victims" have to fake it in order to prove just how racist we really are.

These two Tawana Brawley wannabes ("Tawannabes?") probably won't face any serious repercussions. Their membership in an Officially Designated Victim Class ensures that. And hey, it's not like all those "unity rallies" which sprung up in response to their bogus charges were a complete waste of time, right? Somewhere there's gotta be a white racist just waiting to make his move. Awareness has been raised!

Your feel-good story of the day: Iranian terrorist suffers "work accident."

Iranian bomber Saeid Moradi blew off his own legs after a bungled terror attack in Bangkok today.

Maybe Obama could use some of that Arab Spring money to send a few OSHA guys over there. You know, just to keep the next Mohammed Ayers or Aaliyah Dohrn safe.

Michelle Obama's Food Police are always alert, ever ready to swoop in and confiscate unhealthy turkey sandwiches from unsuspecting 4 year olds. Inspectors from the USDA determined that a home-packed lunch consisting of a turkey and cheese sandwich, banana, potato chips, and apple juice did not meet Official Federal Guidelines. (Yes, cue scary music here…)

And what did Moochelle's minions substitute for this nutritionally deficient abomination? Three chicken nuggets. For which the girl's mother was billed $1.25.

Go ahead, tell me there isn't anything we can cut from the federal budget. Because if the Department of Agriculture has enough guys to go around inspecting brown bag lunches carried by pre-schoolers I'm pretty sure they have too many guys working at the Department of Agriculture.

What's next? Clean underwear checkers?

And finally for today, here's your Tweet Of The Year.

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