Weary Wednesday Wanderers, Barry's goin' to Disney World!

It's time for another of Barry's "working vacations," this time at the Magic Kingdom!

President Barack Obama will visit Walt Disney World during a planned trip to Orlando on Thursday, according to a White House aide. There, he will "unveil a strategy that will significantly help boost tourism and travel," the aide added.

Aw geez, not another strategy.

Must resist making Mickey Mouse White House jokes.

Barry's gonna be a little lonely though. Any Democrat who's anybody is coincidentally leaving town.

It doesn't appear, however, that he'll get much love from local politicians. Aides to U.S. Sen. Bill Nelson said the Florida Democrat was unlikely to attend because the office "got word too late" of the visit and had meetings planned in other parts of the state. And Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer is scheduled to be in Washington that day for a meeting of the U.S. Conference of Mayors.

Park guests won't be allowed within a mile of Dear Leader, probably because the use of foul language is frowned upon at Disney World. Or maybe they were afraid folks wouldn't even part with an "A" ticket for the chance to see him.

So today's the day the internet goes dark, or something. I just clicked on a Wikipedia link and got some kind of Black Screen of Doom. Yes, the libtard poseurs that censor anyone who doesn't toe the far-left line when it comes to homosexual "rights" or Palestinian statehood are cheesed off because Congress might outlaw stealing digital music and movies. Anonymous twits who unilaterally get to decide if you're "noteworthy" enough to warrant an entry in their Self-Important Book Of All Knowledge are actually complaining because an unelected bureaucrat might find a particular website to be of no redeeming value whatsoever.

I'd direct you to their page for "irony," but it's offline today.

Coming next week, hospitals lock their doors to protest Obamacare!

We all knew that health care costs were going up, but this is ridiculous.

I guess he didn't get an Obamacare waiver.

Turns out the company that prepares the bills had mistakenly put the invoice number in the space where the invoice amount should go.

Pfew! But the fact he thought the bill might be legit? Wasn't Obamacare supposed to cut costs?

How's this for putting a whole new spin on McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It" ad campaign?

Next week at Burger King she'll demonstrate how it takes two hands to handle a Whopper.

Finally, in a sop to SOPA stoppers, I snarfed this from a friend on Facebook, because it's too good not to pass along:

Celebrating this day by pirating Fr. Richard K McFadden's status. He writes, "You know the LAST time the government tried to censor the internet resulted in a little thing called the War of 1812, when the Challenger blew up over the Alamo." Without Wikipedia, how will kids learn things like this? "Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it" ~ Apollo Creed, Third President of the United States.

It's not illegal to steal someone else's Facebook status, is it? Why are those guys in dark suits talking into their earbuds and staring at me?

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