Tawdry Tuesday Tidings, or Deck The Halls With Cows of Bali

There was a panhandler standing inside Dunkin' Donuts this morning. The staff made no move to eject him either. See what happens when Caldwell elects Democrats? The 99% show up looking for free stuff.

I heard that Rockin' Joe's threw the bum out. Guess where I'm buying my coffee tomorrow morning?

We all know that Lance thinks he's the King of the Automotivators, but there's a new wag in town, and Hugh's got Mad Skillz.

A pithier deconstruction of the Euroweenies' impotence would be tough to find.

Hillary's State Department rattled their sabers at Peru, and arranged a Get Out Of Jail Free Card for another lefty terrorist.

Paroled American Lori Berenson, who stirred international controversy when she was convicted of aiding Peruvian guerrillas, has arrived back in the United States this morning for her first visit home since Peruvian authorities arrested her in 1995.

"International controversy" indeed. Berenson admitted aiding the Cuban-backed Tupac Amaru terrorist organization by arranging a "safe house" loaded with guns and ammunition. These guys weren't the Girl Scouts. They murdered indiscriminately in between robbing banks and kidnapping Westerners. So naturally they became a cause celebre for a doe-eyed lefty proto-Marxist. And now she's back home, just in time to assist the Occupods with the finer points of bomb-making and political assassination. Lovely.

Presumably Berenson's invitation to lunch at the White House is already on the way.

Click if you dare, because that which is seen cannot be unseen: Barney Frank exposes his moobs on the floor of the House.

Apparently Barney had to wear a revealing T-shirt because he recently had surgery on his thumb. Really, that's what he said. Must resist making take your thumb out of your ass joke here…

Still searching for the perfect last minute gift for that loveable liberal on your list? Have we got a book for you! "Everything Obama Knows About The Economy" is 200 blank pages of sheer satirical genius. Word is that Barry read it from cover to cover, but still had to get Joe Biden to explain it to him.

Fishersville Mike picked up the Christmas Carol Parody torch, with epic results. Bravo!

And, I don't know how he finds the time, but Bob Belvedere is counting down the days until Christmas in a way that only he can. Thanks Bob, I needed that!

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