Sunday Sound-off, Beware of Snack Watch Swat Teams

Satire: Michelle Obama and DHS Join Forces: "Snack Watch" Soon to Hit School Lunch Cafeterias.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and Michelle Obama have joined forces to promote an aggressive new school nutrition campaign touted as a cross between "If You See Something, Say Something" and "Let's Move!" Dubbed "Snack Watch" by the administation, the program is intended to eliminate school-age obesity by rewarding children who snitch on their junk food-scarfing classmates.

Not Satire: Swat Team Shuts Down Community Picnic.

A Distinctive World gives us a superb insight as to how a community picnic is now a thing of the past. Beautifully written with pictures of one heck of a bountiful party, the government shuts it down.

Liberty? It's but a distant memory.

So after seeing that, go ahead and tell me "Snack Watch" doesn't sound plausible to you, perhaps as a key initiative in a second Obama term.

Boo-frickin-hoo. I don't remember any petitions calling for Bill Maher to lay off of Sarah Palin, not even after he called her the most vile disgustingly derogatory word in the English language. More than once. Nor was there any feminist anger expressed when MSNBC's Ed Schultz called Laura Ingraham a slut.

So spare me your sanctimony. Ms. Fluke, who incidentally is no "coed," not at 30 years of age, painted the scarlet letter squarely on herself. She knew what she was doing, and she's doing it at the behest of the Obama re-election campaign, to distract us from the real problems facing America. Problems caused entirely by Obama's purposefully destructive policies.

Sandra Fluke is a sideshow, and it's high time we sent her crawling back under the silk sheets at OrgyTown so we can focus on what's important. Reminding America just what a disaster Obama's presidency has been.

Speaking of sideshows, Cue the Religion of Peace™.

I imagine Obama will be apologizing for the billboard before the end of the week. Which of course won't stop the behedings, but it will let him claim credit for keeping them to a minimum.

What's a few dead Americans compared to the sensibilities of 1.6 billion Muslims, right?

From the computer security Hall of Fame: Election Hacked, Drunken Robot Elected to School Board. An e-voting system in Washington, DC was penetrated by hackers, who rigged it to declare Bender, the drunken robot from Futurama as the winner.

The kicker is that they altered the signoff page so that it would read "owned" and play the UMich fight song after 15 seconds. The alteration was only spotted when a security tester told the school board they should remove the music from the signoff page — right after he informed them that their system was secure..

There's a pretty good chance that "security tester" was a product of the Washington, DC public schools.

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