Motley Monday Modulation, or The Eyes Of DHS Are Upon Us, now with InstaDregs!

The Laughing Conservative claims to have found a super-secret White House memo, written by Barack Obama himself!, which spills the beans on the targets of Janet Incompetano's DHS blogger surveillance program. There's mention of "that Wysocki guy in NJ."

Uh, oh. I think I'm in trouble.

You guys'll come visit me in prison, won't you?

And just when I'm on the verge of being almost famous, too. Trog is getting some InstaSeconds (via Smitty), which seems to be his speciality these days. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride! Anyway, his sidebar link to me is attracting attention from the click-throughers. So I'm benefiting from what I guess could be called Trog's InstaDregs.

Uh, thanks!

So let's see, what sort of Right Wing mischief can we get into today? Hmmm. Oh, I know! Long before anyone had heard of Steven Colbert or Jon Stewart there was Tom Lehrer, back when satire was funny. Here's a song he did which seems appropriate for Martin Luther King Day.

Incidentally, MLK was a Republican. Yes, really. You could look it up.

I'm always reluctant to put too much credence into "what 'X' would have said" unless, you know, 'X' actually said it. But MLK's niece, Dr. Alveda King, makes a compelling case for her famous uncle's pro-life bonafides. It's certainly something to think about, probably more so than pushing back your tee time to paint slogans on a wall.

My wife and daughter are both obsessed with the game Angry Birds. They play it All The Time. And they're constantly trying to suck me into playing too. Feh.

What I really want to create is a game called "Angry Nerds."

In my game, you have to solve a partial differential equation before the phone zaps you with a jolt of electricity and a blinding flash of light.

The higher levels test your knowledge of Star Trek trivia.

I think it'd be a hit, don't you?

Posted at 17:43 by Chris Wysocki   [/misc]   Comments | Perm Link |
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