Monday Musings, the Barney Frank Retirement Party in the U.S.A. with Miley Cyrus Edition

With the impending retirement of Rep. Barney Frank the new ranking Democrat on the House Banking Committee will be Maxine Waters.

Lord, help us: Maxine makes Barney look like a pillar of virtue.

On the plus side, now she can arrange sweetheart bailout deals for her husband's bank right out in the open.

Fast Times at Hannah Montana High: Miley Cyrus Jokes About Smoking 'Too Much Weed' at 19th Birthday Party.

It's too bad she never had a teacher like Mr. Hand.

Perhaps if she'd occupied his classroom she wouldn't be deluded into supporting Occupy Wall Street. Hey, when you think of "the one percent" it's easy to overlook multi-millionaire has-been Disney pop stars, right?

Is the newest X-Box code named C3PO? Microsoft"s future Kinect 2 device will reportedly lip read and measure emotions.

The rumored support will allow developers to make use of an overhauled motion sensor and voice recognition unit. Euogamer reported on Monday that one development source indicates that the Kinect 2 will be powerful enough to lip read, detect when gamers angry and even determine which direction they are facing. Kinect 2 is also expected to support the tracking of pitch and volume of player voices and facial characteristics to better measure their emotions.

"Open The God-damned Pod Bay Door Hal!"

Ever wonder what happens to all that Gatorade™ football players drink during a game? Wonder no more!

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

But really, can you imagine being the guy who has to hold the towel? Or the guy who scrubs the artificial turf after the game? They do scrub the artificial turf, don't they? Otherwise, by the end of the season, Ewwww…

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