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Monday, 09 January 2012
Monday Moonshine, the Chris Christie Schools an Occupod edition
If Governor Awesome wasn't campaigning for Mittens I'd be even more impressed.
The deluded Occupod yelled "Christie kills jobs!"
"Something's going to go down tonight, but it ain't going to be jobs, sweetheart," he said, launching into a rant intended to thrill voters two days ahead of Tuesday's primary.
"See there's this confusion that's out there because if she was in Jersey like these Jersey girls here she would know that we've created 60,000 private sector jobs," Christie said, standing before a massive American flag backdrop. To the right of the stage, a calculator ticked off the nation's growing deficit. "And if she wasn't so blinded by her Barack Obama-induced anger, she'd know that American jobs are coming back when Mitt Romney's elected as president of the United States."
Substitute "Rick Perry" for "Mitt Romney" and you and me are on the same page there Governor. 'Cause I'd ask you, of the two, which one has actual experience creating jobs? Here's a hint, it ain't Mittens.
On a slow day, Rick Perry's Texas creates 60,000 private sector jobs before breakfast.
So I showed this picture of the newly commissioned USS Barack Obama to a liberal
friend. And she promptly got all huffy saying, "George W Bush played way
more golf than President Obama."
Bzzzt! Wrong-o my misinformed defender of the leisure class. A quick Google search reveals that GWB golfed a total of 24 times in 8 years. Barry just completed his 90th round.
What is it that President Reagan said about his liberal friends?
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn't so."
Reading The New York Times tends to do that to a girl.
There's a cure for that though. Me! Read WyBlog each day to keep the moonbattery at bay!
I'll take "Self-important hip-hop bimbos" for $1.3 million please Alex.
Hip-hop parents Beyoncé and Jay-Z were in lullaby land with their baby girl Blue Ivy Carter Sunday, but one new dad was fuming over the velvet rope in the maternity ward that kept him away from his twins.
Neil Coulon, 38, of Brooklyn said the stress of his wife delivering two premature girls was tripled by Beyoncé's bodyguards treating Lenox Hill Hospital like an exclusive nightclub.
Coulon griped that he's been repeatedly barred from the sixth-floor neonatal intensive care unit by the superstar couple's private security.
He said bodyguards wearing headsets even cleared the sixth floor waiting room, booting his relatives out.
"Three times they stopped me from entering or exiting the NICU (Neo-natal Intensive Care Unit) and it happened once on Friday — just because they wanted to use the hallway," said Coulon, a contractor from Bedford-Stuyvesant.
Listen bub, Beyoncé is important and her new baby is The Shiznit. Keep your twin proles away from the royalty and there won't be any more trouble.
Lenox Hill staffers, speaking anonymously, told the Daily News that Beyoncé and Jay-Z paid $1.3 million to seal off and redecorate a wing at the upper East Side hospital, in a super-strict effort to protect their privacy.
And people look up to this bitch? I wouldn't give you a plugged nickel for Beyoncé or Jay-Z. Yet just last month Gator Doug made Beyoncé his Babe of the Day, calling her "one of the most beautiful women," and gushing about her iminent motherhood. Blech. She's just another low-class low-life ghetto girl rapper with pretensions of grandeur. Her "beauty" is superficial, not even skin-deep, and it's easily trumped by the ugliness of her pompous snobbery.
A pox on Lenox Hill hospital for kowtowing to her. I hope Mr. Coulon sues 'em all, and wins.
Elsewhere in the news, the new Microsoft GPS app is racist!
Microsoft has been granted a patent for its "avoid ghetto" feature for GPS devices.
A GPS device is used to find shortcuts and avoid traffic, but Microsoft's patent states that a route can be plotted for pedestrians to avoid an "unsafe neighborhood or being in an open area that is subject to harsh temperatures."
Created for mobile phones, the technology uses the latest crime statistics and weather data and includes them when calculating a route.
When you're in an unfamiliar city this app could be a lifesaver. So naturally
there's an Outraged Liberal calling it racist. From Lauren Weinstein's
Obama re-election Privacy Forum email newsletter:
Highways or Scenic Route?
Shortest or Fastest Route?
Avoid Routes with Substantial Minority Populations?
Thank you for choosing Microsoft/Nokia GPS!
Look for Eric Holder to sue Microsoft for civil rights violations any day now.
You know what I really want? (Besides an "avoid Beyoncé" feature?)
A GPS that uses census data to help me skirt neighborhoods where there are high
concentrations of liberals. There's nothing worse than getting stuck behind a
clueless Hopium addict in his electric smug-mobile. Am I right? Is the
Pope Catholic?
Posted at 12:32 by Chris Wysocki
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