Monday Melange, the No Apologies Necessary edition

Maybe our president could take some pointers from Ray Kelly:

Could we please clone him and put Ray Kelly in charge of TSA too?

Everything you need to know about what's wrong with this country in one convenient headline: Why It's Better to Molest a Child in L.A. than to Defend Yourself with a Gun in Des Moines.

Then there's the insufferable Dick Cavett, who sank to a new low by sneering at Rick Santorum from the pages of The New York Times.

When Cavett is finished mocking Rick Santorum's religion he makes fun of his looks. Then he moves on to homeschooling. I'll give Cavett credit for thoroughness: he hits all the cliches.

I imagine the pretentious Upper East Side snobs who subscribe to this tripe snickered knowingly throughout the whole thing. As if any of their kids would ever be permitted to set foot inside a public school either.

As a friend once said about another, equally noxious fellow named Richard, there's a reason people call him "Dick."

Your tax dollars at work, Californication-style: California Government Mailing Condoms To Teenagers At Home In Unmarked Envelopes.

Of course if the kids light up a cigarette after using their free condoms, that's a felony.

Michelle Obama's Food Police are everywhere. On Friday night after work I stopped off at Caldwell Seafood to grab something for dinner (first Friday in Lent, no meat). Tammy and Sophie went skiing so I'm just shopping for myself.

Bully for you Chief.

I took it home, cut out the vein, rubbed it with some cajun seasoning, and seared it in a cast iron skillet. Then I ate the whole thing. It was delicious. And I'm sure those helicopters flying above my house were purely coincidental.

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