Monday Marauders, or get ready for Taxmageddon in 2013

The Lonely Conservative sets the tone for this President's Day, by pointing out what's coming down the pike at the end of the year.

Hunker down. Save every dime. Stock up on canned goods and ammo. Because when Taxmageddon hits you're gonna be broker than broke. The voracious appetite of our Federal Department of Moochers and Sluggards must be satiated, and Barack Obama is just the guy to do it. Warren Buffett said it's "fair!"

We're all the 99% now. Tax bracket that is.

Besides, Aspen ski vacations are over-rated anyhow.

Unless you're living in a bubble (or driving a company car) you undoubtedly know gas prices are rising faster than your marginal tax rates. There's good news though comrades! Obama's new fuel efficiency standards will ease the pain at the pump. Really. His re-election campaign said so. And of course they'd never lie to you.

Now I'd rather believe the guy who's chanting Drill, Baby, Drill!, but that's just me.

Here's another of those distractions again. Moochelle's food police are coming for your candy bars.

Mars signed an agreement with Michelle Obama's partnership for a healthier America to stop selling chocolate products with more than 250 calories in them by the end of next year. This means popular favorites like Big Snickers and Twix bars are going to disappear off the shelves and smaller bars will shrink.

Next on her agenda, a one candy bar a month purchase limit. Because when you believe in liberalism, obesity kills more people than guns.

And just to beat the metaphor to death, sometime in Obama's second term, Operation Fat and Furious — a candy bar walking sting operation gone totally wrong. Fat little Mexican kids, unable to scale the virtual border fence, gorge themselves on the Twix bars Americans won't eat.

Eric Holder has already denied knowing anything about it.

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