Miley Cyrus: "I'm not trying to be slutty"

According to Miley Cyrus her impending trainwreck is all just a misunderstanding.

Well, OK then!

"I'm not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys," she says in a recent interview. "What I'm trying to do is to make a point with my record and look consistent, in the way my record sounds and the way I dress."

Um, Miley? Here's some advice. "Do, or do not. There is no try."

And for the record, your look is consistent; consistently slutty. Just watch your own latest video.

Stop showing your undergarments and your private parts and vamping it up for the cameras, please. That would be a good start on the road out of slut-land. Then maybe pervs like Perez Hilton won't be able to exploit you.

And by the by, where is your father? He lets you out of the house in these outfits? I wanna shake him, and/or whack him with a clue-by-4, because dads are supposed to protect and guide their little girls and he appears to be falling down on the job. You might be a big star, but yes you're still your dad's little girl, and if you were my daughter we'd be having a whole different conversation.

And trust me on this Miley, you wouldn't like it. Not one bit. But I guarantee that someday you'd thank me for it.

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