I'm gonna be on the radio!

Obviously scraping the bottom of the barrel (<grin>), The Andre Controversa Show found me. I'll be on Blog Talk Radio tonight (Tuesday, 3/22) after Bill Jacobson and Bob Peters, probably around 9:30 PM.

The topic? Gay activists targeting Chick-Fil-A. The oh-so-tolerant gay rights guys got their hate on for a company which donated some free sandwiches to a Christian marriage conference. Way to stand up for principles doodz! You say some folks exclude you so of course the solution is to exclude as many non-gay people and organizations as possible. That there is what we in marketing call a "winning strategy."

Anyhoo… I've certainly been exposed to my share of gay tolerance. Many a card carrying poofter has pranced onto these pages to spread his patented brand of Peace on Earth and Goodwill Toward Men. I was especially impressed by the latest light-in-the-loafers loser who undoubtedly thought he was the first guy in history to come up with the brilliant idea of subscribing me to every gay rights email list this side of Sodom and Gomorrah.

No thanks, I don't really care to hear what Pflamily and Pfliends of Pflaming Pflaggots is up to this week. I assure you, my spam filters are better than your limp-wristed mailbots. So go ahead, knock yourselves out.

Oh, but before one of you gay avengers goes and gets his pretty pink panties into a wad again, I'd like you to think long and hard about whether or not you really, really, really want to be the next Jim Shankman.

Yeah, I'm talkin' to you Regress-Boy.

Everyone else, tune in to The Andre Controversa Show. Put a voice to my debonair visage. And be sure to Eat Mor Chickin.

You had better do as you are told. You'd better listen to the radio.

(Aw geez, here he goes again with that frustrated DJ thing. -- Ed.)

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