Fractious Friday Frippery, or thanks Jets it's deja vu all over again

Twice in one week the Jets defense let an opposing team march down the field and score at the end of the fourth quarter. Oh well, there's always next season. When you're a Jets fan, next season is all you've got.

So the Occupy Wall Street goons thought it would be a good idea to block kids from getting to school.

Follow those kids? Well why not? I would have led the protesters right down the hall to kindergarten. Because that's where they belong. Except, you know, kindergarteners don't poop in the street.

"These guys are terrorists, yelling at little kids," one father said.

Of course they are.

If al Qaeda had threatened to shut down the New York Stock Exchange, invade the subways, and block the bridges, NYPD and Homeland Security would (rightly) call it terrorism.

Round 'em all up and send 'em off to #OccupyGitmo.

Mister we could use a man like Rudy Giuliani again.

Remember the Halloween snowstorm? It was caused by Global Warming. No, really. The U.N. says so, and God knows they're never wrong about anything.

The Patriotic Millionaires are back! And they're singing a variation of the same old song — Please tax you, Please tax me, and definitely tax that guy behind the tree.

Uh, thanks. We'll let you guys know where to send your check.

Paypal has a new Facebook app called Send Money. It's peer-to-peer payments through your network of Facebook friends that makes it simple, fast, and easy to send money to anyone, anytime.

So when the Nigerian scammers hijack your Facebook ID they can siphon off all the money in your bank account too!

You do know how ridiculously easy it is to hijack your Facebook ID, don't you?

Vice President Joe Biden convened another meeting of his Government Accountability and Transparency Board. Behind closed doors, with no press. Your government transparency is clear as mud.

Wish me luck kids. I'm running with Sophie in tomorrow's first annual Cedars Turkey Trot. It's not quite a 5K, and most of us will be walking, albeit briskly. It's for a good cause — the Caldwell Food Pantry. Thing is though, Sophie's been training, because her school is sponsoring a proper 5K "Reindeer Run" next month.

I told her she's gotta give the old man a head start.

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