FMJRA Thursday, the "I've got a fan club" edition

Hey guys the lefties have discovered me! Apparently if I write about Michelle Malkin I can get linked by nutjobs who call me a terrorist. Nice! They're fans of Howard Zinn so I can only assume they lack the critical thinking skills needed to function in today's society. Drink some more Kool-Aid dudes and don't forget to genuflect to that statue of Nancy Pelosi.

Listen to this wanker:

Conservatives want terrorism and violence, they want to instill fear in Americans, they want violent shootings, Conservatives want Americans murdered, they want to destabilize the American Government in order so they can then regain control of that Government.

Oh yeah, that's exactly what we want — if your worldview is calibrated by Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow (with a pretty big dose of Rhandi Rhodes and Al Franken thrown in too).

Listen up sport. Write this down. "Conservatives" (this one in particular) want bozos like you as far as possible from the reins of government. Maybe one day you'll grow up and become a productive member of society, but until then you ought to stay in your mother's basement and go back to playing Dungeons & Dragons. Politics is too complicated for you.

Barring that, perhaps you could open your mind and explore these fine Right Wing Links.

Bob Belvedere can cure your delusions.

Salt is good for you.

And yes, we are "One nation, Under God".

Proving that stupidity is truly non-partisan, Lindsey Graham calls for a National ID Card.

T has got your Right Wing Extremism right here!

Sometimes you feel like a nut — Because He is Good Enough and Smart Enough and Dog-gone it, The Netroots Like Him.

Tom Hanks proves that Forrest Gump is smarter than he is.

America's Real Heroes.

The Loony is mightier than the greenback.

Political Cowardice And The Shredding Of The Constitution.

That'll make for an uncomfortable family reunion, that will.

Sniglets for the Mensa crowd.

Of course there are actual American Terrorists. Any resemblence to the Right Wing is purely in Keith Olbermann's mind.

Some guys have all the luck.

Is Bad Moon Risin' the new theme for ObamaCare?

Hope you got your things together. Hope you are quite prepared to die. Looks like we're in for nasty weather. There's a bad moon on the rise.

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