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Finding My Jokes Really Awful

I had quite a bit of fun with National Offend a Feminist Week culminating in my receipt of Smitty's NOAFW Badge of Honor. Even better, the feminists showed up here in high dudgeon to denounce me because in their dour world it's impossible for them to get the joke.

Only Julie at The Mom Slant figured out that I was having them on. It's sarcasm ladies; when you're able to laugh at yourself the world really is a better place. Like I tell my daughter, nobody takes me seriously. Hell, nobody takes me anywhere!

And I owe a bit of a mea culpa to Bobby Bel for not giving him enough credit for correcting my grammer. Chopped liver? Nah, like me you're more of a mushroom dude, kept in the dark and fed a lot of shit.

Bob does send beaucoup linkage my way and for that I thank him from the heart of my bottom. Great minds think alike it seems because I totally agree with his latest — Three Cheers For Arizona.

Smitty found what has to be the greatest reaction yet to the hysteria over Arizona's new immigration law (via @IMAO_)

"I was making fun of the hysterical comparisons of Arizona to Nazis, but it just came down the pipe that Arizona invaded Poland."

You want an example of real hatred in action? Mary Sue has a chilling account of a UCSD student pining for a second Holocaust. Can you guess the totalitarian religious / ethnic ideology to which this student adheres?

Pat brings us the latest on Doctor Death Panel, the guy Barry has chosen to ration our healthcare. And Classic Liberal exposes the perverse reasoning behind cost containment and the duty to die. Plus, don't forget Ezekial Emanuel and his kooky ideas either.

Gator Doug has the details on your government's new affirmative action policy for toilets.

Carol is spreading a patriotic virus. This is one fever you wanna catch. Trust me.

TrogloPundit has fun with UN statisticians.

It never really went away, but Pundette notes that Cap & Trade is back and it's bigger and worser than ever.

It's not just Elena Kagan who hates free speech. Mind Numbed Robot says that among Obama's minions Cass Sunstein is in a class by himself on that score.

Donald Douglas will be attending the Stand With Arizona rally on May 29^th in Tempe.

A teacher in Maryland who blogs at A 21st Century Union picked up my post on teacher merit pay. He's one of the good guys, let's just say that NJEA president Barbara Keshishian wouldn't approve of his blog. Which of course is a good thing.

Doug Ross recounts the latest foulup by Janet Incompetano and her Department of Homeland Insecurity. Heckuva job Janet!

Fishersville Mike created a disturbance in The Force. I like how he rolls.

This week I'm gonna end with a new feature. The purpose of these weekly posts is to recognize bloggers who have linked to stuff I've written. Linking is the lifeblood of the blogosphere. But there are people out there who never (or rarely) link me even though I link them all the time. Let's call this the "C'mom you hosers, share the love" section.

Little Miss Attila. Everybody says that it's good karma to link her. Karma schmarma, she's never linked me back. She did comment here once though. Sorry Joy, that's not enough!

Tigerhawk. I'm on his blogroll as a fellow Jerseyan. And I get a couple dozen hits a week off of that which just makes me hungry for more.

Instapundit. Three years of blogging and I've had exactly one Instalanche. McCain gets three a week! Sometimes 3 a day! What am I, a method actor here Hans Glenn?

Sadly, the list of bloggers who don't link me is a very long list indeed. Tune in next week to find out if my shameless goading of the bloggerati was just a waste of valuable pixels. And you, the guy in the back who's snickering into his fedora, stop what you're doing and link me! Um, please?

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