There is something quintessentially American about grilled meat

So naturally, Pundette had to point out that the liberals at Huff Po are against it:

-- the holiday tends to bring with it tons of trash, hazardous fireworks, and polluting cars. While some traditions should be embraced, others may need to be tweaked so that future generations can enjoy both this holiday and this earth, as well. Here are a few tips to make your Independence Day more pleasant for you and the world in which you live.

Yeah, I've got a "tweak," I'm gonna tweak the rod this maroon stuck up his ass.

But first, coming in at tip #3, there it is:

Whatever you do, don't eat meat! "Sure, hot dogs and hamburgers might be an American tradition, but sometimes traditions need to change a bit, especially when the safety of our world is a stake."

Because yeah, nothing quite says Fourth of July Barbecue like "baked tofu."

I've only got one thing to say to that:

Is that a thing of beauty, or what? Six main burners and three speciality burners equate to 9 firey daggers aimed at the heart of Mother Gaia. (Don't panic men, I'm not crazy enough to incinerate those lovely baby backs, only the outermost 2 burners and the smoker are on, keeping the interior at a constant 270 degrees. "Low and slow, repeat after me, 'low and slow.'")

Oh wait, Huff Po has another tip!

"Rethink" grilling. Coal is bad, but so is propane.

Hah! That puppy is connected to 100% pure natural gas! Brought to me courtesy of the Fracking Industrial Complex! Bwahahahaha!

God Bless America.

UPDATE 04 Jul 2011 09:47:
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