Quick hits, because last night's GOP debate underwhelmed your humble host

In no particular order, here are some random observations from CNN's painfully long debate double header.

Donald Trump and Hugh Hewitt need to get a room.

The 4 guys in the kiddie debate sounded a lot like they were running for Chairman of Trump Enterprises.

Chelsea Graham really, really, really wants to blow shit up. And did you know that he served in the military? He did! Probably with that John Kerry dude.

CNN said Graham was "on fire." Yes he is, every single day IYKWIM.

Every liberal pro-choice woman in America now hates Carly. I think that's a plus.

BTW, with all that blinking, was she trying to tell us something using Morse Code a la Jeremiah Denton?

Hey Ben Carson, Al Capone called and he wants his suit back.

Jeb! should go back to smoking dope, it might help him lighten up. And what's up with the tiptoes thing? Was he trying to remember what it felt like to be high? Or just looking for mom?

Chris Christie may actually have fooled 3 or 4 people with his tough guy act. But as a resident of New Jersey, I'm still not buying what he's shoveling.

Santorum and Huckabee both remind me of that annoying neighbor who's always trying to sell you on Amway.

Rand Paul might actually be nuttier than his father, and did you catch Ron's pitch for his new "doomsday is here" website? Weird. Very Weird.

Bobby Jindal would make a decent VP. Too bad Rubio is also running for that slot, and succeeding.

Scott Walker's style isn't conducive to these cattle-call debates. I suspect he'll be doing the Rick Perry shuffle off into the sunset any day now as his funding dries up.

I can't remember anything Ted Cruz said. I'm pretty sure that isn't a good thing. He needs to up his game if he's gonna step in when (er, if) Trump falters.

If asked, my Secret Service code name would be "Flounder."

Posted at 12:22 by Chris Wysocki   [/gop]   Comments | Perm Link |
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