A guy claiming to be Jeff Sessions just endorsed Donald Trump for president

Mass psychosis. The only possible explanation for conservative stalwart Jeff Sessions endorsing reality-TV charlatan Donald Trump is mass psychosis.

C'mon, no sane conservative would go there, right?

Please tell me it's an imposter.

The real Jeff Sessions is smarter than that, isn't he?

At a warm and windy rally here with thousands present in a packed football stadium just outside Huntsville, Sessions appeared on stage with Trump to back him for president. Sessions' endorsement provides Trump with even more legitimacy as Trump's two remaining serious opponents — Sens. Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) — attempt to undermine him in a desperate bid by the donor class to regain control of the party from populists revolting in elections around the country. Sessions backing Trump is a significant blow to both Rubio and Cruz, as now the powerful Alabamian will be putting his entire operation all in behind Trump.

"The donor class?"

If "the donor class" is behind Ted Cruz, who by the way is the only real conservative in this race, I'm a monkey's uncle.

So either the guy endorsing Trump and claiming to be Jeff Sessions is an imposter, a not altogether improbable scenario given Trump's show business proclivities, or the real Jeff Sessions has been replaced by a pod person.

Because before today I was happy to believe in two absolute truths.

(1) Jeff Sessions is one of the leaders of the conservative movement. And, (2) Donald Trump is about as far from "conservative" as a candidate can get.

The negation of those truths should not be possible.

And yet...

Jeff Sessions, we hardly knew ye.

But while you're standing there kissing Trump's ring, answer me this. Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the KKK?

Posted at 21:09 by Chris Wysocki   [/election]   Comments | Perm Link |
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