It takes a village: Hillary wants you to let her campaign staff crash on your couch

Apparently Hillary's Hordes can't afford the rents in New York City on the meager salaries she pays them. I think there's a campaign slogan (or 3) in there somewhere, but I suppose irony is lost on Democrats.

Anyway, if you're a big Hillary booster, and you've got a spare room or an extra couch, you're invited to "host" one of her staffers, for free.

I think they're just grateful to finally be out of mom's basement.

And hey, isn't there a big old house up in Chappaqua with lots of extra space?

But really, what could be better than a zealot for Hillary haranguing you day and night? I'm expecting all my progressive friends to sign right up, just for the chance to rub elbows with someone who works next to a guy who met Hillary once, and promptly got sent to the back of the line.

Maybe the Swedish Embassy or Cameroon Baptist Convention has some extra space. Seems fair, right? Considering how much they've already done for her campaign and all.

And she's not about to spend her foundation's millions on something as mundane as a few motel rooms. Unless Bill can visit with the more comely lasses...

Then can you imagine how Hillary could expand this "hosting" program once she's elected? Everybody gets his own illegal alien! Bring them out of the shadows and into your living room, where they'll share their beliefs and goals, and hopefully not help themselves to the silverware.

In other news, it's time to dust off the Third Amendment. Because one more thing Hillary's homeless hordes don't have are brown shirts and fancy arm bands. Yet. Those will be issued after her coronation, when it's too late for America.

Posted at 16:14 by Chris Wysocki   [/election]   Comments | Perm Link |
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