Holy Saturday hilarity, Hillary loses 3 states to an avowed socialist loon

What does it say when your party's annointed front-runner gets blown out three times in one day by a raving lunatic?

Well, if you're the Democrats, it says you need to up your voters' medication levels. Or maybe it means your candidates suck.

Democrats in Alaska, Washington, and Hawaii all favored socialist loon Bernie Sanders by an average of 4 to 1 over Hillary "it's my turn dammit" Clinton.

For her part, Hillary blamed the lopsided vote totals on a YouTube video. She promised to have the film maker arrested before sunrise. Crucifixion might have to wait though...

OK, seriously, who in their right mind votes for Bernie Sanders? He's a joke. His policies created Cuba. And Venezuela. And North Korea. If you want that, and I can't imagine why you would want that, but hey, to each his own, save us all the trouble and move to one of those socialist paradises. They're ready for you. Leave your freedom on the tarmac.

What these results say to me is, Hillary is toxic. People would rather vote for bread lines and gonorrhea than see her in the White House. Which comes as no surprise, because she is variously described as "domineering," "uptight," "icy," "polarizing," and "calculating" by other Democrats.

If only the Republicans would give us a real alternative, America would be eternally grateful.

Hint: Donald Trump isn't it.

Posted at 10:16 by Chris Wysocki   [/election]   Comments | Perm Link |
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