Obey peasants! Michelle Obama says, no school lunch choices for you!

Michelle Obama doesn't like it when your kids don't eat what she tells them to eat. No sirree, she does not like it one bit.

Correction, Your Majesty. It's my job. It's not your job.

Federal edicts don't empower parents. And curtailing lunch choices only leads to wasted food. Lots and lots and lots of wasted food.

"What we need to do is lend a hand to the schools that are struggling, not roll back the standards and say, 'Oh, well. The kids don't like it so let them eat cake.' We can't afford to do that," she said.

Why yes, take something that's not working, and do more of it! Isn't that what Einstein called the definition of insanity?

The first lady said that rather than rolling back standards, officials should "help the schools that are struggling do a better job at making the meals more enjoyable for the kids."

Also, the beatings will continue until morale improves.

"It's so important for our schools to make the hard calls for our kids, because parents are struggling enough at home."

Spoken like a true dictator. The school knows best! And she controls the schools. So by extension, she controls your children. It takes a village, dontcha know. A village of bureaucrats.

Parents? We're optional. So long as we keep quiet.

It never seems to dawn on these smug, holier-than-thou intellectuals that their autocratic munificence is not grounded in reality. They're smart, and they believe it's the duty of smart people to tell us unwashed masses how to live our lives. We can't possibly be trusted to make our own decisions!

Besides, if your kids won't eat what Queen Michelle tells them to eat, you're probably a racist.

Posted at 11:00 by Chris Wysocki   [/education]   Comments | Perm Link |
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