My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the "We're not here to create jobs" edition

After watching me flounder trying to make a point for the past 10 weeks, DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz goes and steals my punch line.

Good to know Deb, good to know.

Maybe that's why Barry's Jobs Bill went down in bipartisan flames in the Senate this week. Yeah, I know the media is telling you it was "Republican obstructionism" which cratered it, but run that by Senators Ben Nelson (D-Nebraska) and Jon Tester (D-Montana). They voted against it.

No worries though, Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. (D-Illinois) has a new plan. Suspend the Constitution! Rep. Jackson says the president should take "extra-Constitutional measures" and bypass Congress to create jobs. Yeah, if you're gonna suspend Congressional elections you might as well go whole hog and establish a dictatorship, right?

Debbie Wasserman Schultz … Jesse Jackson, Jr. … Bev Perdue … Hey Democrats, you voted for these bozos, what were you thinking?

Speaking of boneheaded Democrats, thanks to that DOJ raid on Gibson Guitars a whole bunch of American jobs are now headed overseas.

Gee, when Eric Holder isn't stimulating the Mexican drug trade by giving them free guns he's fast and furiously destroying one great American company after another. Best Attorney General Evah!

Finally for the week, How about some good news for a change? Teenagers, creating the jobs Debbie Wasserman Schultz won't!

Teen entrepreneurs are embracing the joys of Capitalism, starting businesses, creating jobs, career, and wealth. So move over you Occupy Wall Street protesters! Take for example 15-year old Tavi Gevinson, who created Rookie Magazine, a website that combines fashion and feminism launched last year is already becoming a commercial success. Or 14-year old Robert Nay, creator of Bubble Ball, an app game which can be downloaded to your iPhone. Leanna Archer at 15 is CEO of Leanna?s Natural Hair Products, a company she started at the age of 9 and has grown it to the point of going public and listing it on the NASDAQ. Mark Bao at 18 has had several successes already. From homework organizing software to his latest creation, Threewords.Me, an iPhone app for social networking. Another project, Support Breeze, may revolutionize the customer support industry. Lastly, we have Lizzie Marie Likness, who at the age of 11 runs Lizzie Marie Cuisine. She's been an aspiring chef since the age of 2, believe it or not, and her website is quite popular with recipes and cooking tips.

America is still the Land of Opportunity, …and little children will lead them…

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