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Thursday, 03 May 2012
Amid the latest round of dismal economic news there is one small bright spot
That bright spot? It's named "Spot."
Just in to the WyBlog news desk — the demand for dog meat is now at an all-time high. The country's solitary Indonesian grocery store has seen their online sales take off like a beagle chasing a jackrabbit after it was revealed that President Obama eats dogs.
Bo the White House dog was unavailable for comment. But Administration spokestool Jay Carney did say there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that President Obama's Cinco de Mayo luncheon menu will feature Chihuahua Chimichangas.
Elsewhere today, retail sales sank to a new low last month as consumers held back on spending amid renewed worries about the nation's economic outlook. However sales of a new Obama bumper sticker seem to be picking up.
Adding to the gloom U.S. worker productivity dropped by the most in a year as companies continued to muddle along with their existing workforces rather than hire additional employees.
Of course the Obama spin machine (aka "the media") wants you to pay no attention to the bad news behind the curtain. They'd rather we read about Ann Romney's "expensive" blouse (cheaper than Michelle Obama's ugly sweater!) and Young Obama in love, wearing a sarong while reciting poetry to his composite girlfriend.
And if the country goes to the dogs, Que Sarong, Sarong.
Posted at 10:56 by Chris Wysocki
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