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The email came forth from Her Royal Highness Michelle that all of Chairman Barack's loyal subjects should sign the Dear Leader's birthday card. A web site was made where a "personal note" could be added in commemoration of the 49th year of our Overlord.
Who could resist the opportunity to peek at the supplications to The Obamessiah? So, a crackerjack computer forensics team hired by the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy hijacked the database! An army of basement dwelling Obamabot h8xor d00dz swarmed to cut us off, but not before we absconded with this excerpt.
Here are some actual birthday wishes, sent to El Jefe by his loyal minions, sometime yesterday afternoon.
"Hey roomie, I get the top bunk!" - Rod Blagojevich
"Don't you know those candles cause Global Warming?" - Al Gore
"Thanks for the house!" - Auntie Zeitumi
"House? You bought her a house?" - George Obama
"Dude, where's my Green Card?" - George Obama
"Are you sure it's really your birthday?" - Orly Taitz
"49 is a Big Effing Deal!" - Joe Biden
"Yeah, some party, thanks for not inviting me. Go back to Kenya." - Helen Thomas
"We can't sign your card because we can't see through our tears of joy." - JournoList
"Cake! Somebody told me there would be cake!" - Bill Clinton
"I baked it myself!" - Hillary Clinton
"Mom, why won't you bake my wedding cake?" - Chelsea Clinton
"Will you Clintons shut up already!" - Michelle Obama
"Happy Birthday honey, now move over so my mother can get more cake." - Michelle Obama
"What's Michelle got that I ain't got?" - Katha Pollitt
"Hey, I was gonna write that!" - Maureen Dowd
"Can you give me some pointers with my four iron? And Katha's number?" - Tiger Woods
"Great, now if I don't sign some white guy's birthday card Glenn Beck will get
me fired from my new job."
- Shirley Sherrod
"It's your birthday and thanks to the Gulf drilling ban I get the presents!" - Vladmir Putin
"The president is NOT getting older! Those birthday party rumors are all LIES! But if he does get older, it's all Bush's fault!" - Baghdad Bob Gibbs
"Barry, you should check out this Dacha Vladmir set me up in. It's sweet!" - Tony Hayward
"Another guy got a house?" - George Obama
"George, go away, you're not part of the narrative!" - Ezra Klein
"We can see November from our house." - The American People
"Is there anybody here besides me who doesn't have a house?" - George Obama
And then the screen went blank.
Posted at 10:50 by Chris Wysocki
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