To all you ungrateful residents of the Cedars who voted for Kelley and Rodgers

I guess once you got yourselves your very own private park you didn't feel the need to stand behind the guys who made it happen? I asked Tom O'Donnell if the town could rescind their purchase of the Faloni property, he said "no," because it's a done deal.

So my suggestion to him was this — Put a ginormous cell phone tower in the middle of it. With a big honking red light on top, to warn unsuspecting normal people they're approaching the epicenter of the Cedars Vortex of Electile Dysfunction. Because you guys are one ungrateful bunch of wankers.

Norton and Piazza lost the Cedars by 35 votes and that cost them the election. So let me ask you. Do you guys really think that Kelley and Rodgers are going to pave your streets? Hah! All Kelley cares about is removing Stop Signs. Because he can't drive 25. Will your kids be safer when those stop signs on Brookside come down? Good luck getting Rodgers to do anything during football season. He'll be an hour away in Hackettstown, and his mind won't be on your problems.

And speaking of focusing on sports instead of stuff that matters, I'd like to reserve a special place in Hell for John Miller and the leaders of the Caldwell Lacrosse Club. Their use of a tax-exempt organization's email list to electioneer on behalf of Kelley and Rodgers is disgraceful. Curiously last year, Miller was Mr. Sanctimonious when my wife sent a similar email to the lacrosse mailing list on behalf of Doug Piazza. He wrote back in a huff: "We need to limit the E-mail distribution list for the lacrosse club to lacrosse business or to inform the parents of situations that impact the lacrosse club."

Yeah, how's that rule working out for you now John? Maybe you were really upset because Tammy was endorsing a Republican? We all know how partisanship works Chief, and your true colors are showing.

Has everyone already forgotten the Jemas - Gartland - Ruane years? The fiscal mismanagement? The blatant cronyism? The utter ineptitude? Because that's what you guys voted for when you pushed the lever for Kelley and Rodgers. The entire old-time Democrat machine, the one that ran Caldwell into the ground for decades, was dancing in the streets at last night's victory party. And why not, they're baaaack...!

We underestimated the stupidity of an uninformed electorate.

Posted at 09:34 by Chris Wysocki   [/caldwell]   Comments | Perm Link |
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