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Friday Fratricide, the GOP Debate Circular Firing Squad edition

I sure hope the Obama campaign pays Wolf Blitzer a bonus. His performance on their behalf last night was well orchestrated and brilliantly executed. He walked those four jimokes down the garden path and they turned on each other like rabid dogs.

Best line from the night? "I'm Mitt Romney and I approve this message that I haven't actually seen." Sheesh, what a putz.

Pundette has Newt fatigue. I imagine there's going to be a lot of that going around, egged on by the GOP Establishment.

Stacy McCain says Santorum "kicked butt." I'm not so sure. He comes across to me as angry, petty, and mean-spirited. Plus there's that whole "lost his last election by 22 points" thing. Not exactly a ringing endorsement from his home state, eh?

Somewhere David Axelrod is smiling.

The rest of us? Not so much.

That had to be the most pathetic "debate" yet. More like a circular firing squad. Hell, after watching Newt complain about Mitt's wealth, Mitt mock Newt's consulting fees, Santorum whine peevishly, and Paul answer every question with "gold standard!", I'm thinking of taking a second look at that Obama fellow. At least he acts presidential. Those four turkeys belong back in kindergarten.

Is it too much to ask for the GOP to put forth a Real Candidate? Are these four bozos our A Team?

Shudder.

Meanwhile down in Georgia, a backwoods country judge breathed new life into the Birther sideshow yesterday. Because that's just what we need, more irrelevant posturing that can only reflect badly on Obama's opponents.

Now Barry gets to again paint the Republicans as total nutjobs by building up whackos like Jerome Corsi and Orly Taitz into convenient strawmen, who he'll then whack into the next county.

The American public believes he's already answered the question. Right now that's what matters, and we have bigger fish to fry. Give it up.

There's a video making the rounds of Joe Biden faking an Indian accent during a campaign event in New Hampshire. He starts out mocking credit card call center employees, then catches himself. So I click on over to YouTube to see what the fuss is about, and the first thing that comes up is this comment:

I don't see the issue here. He impersonates a vice president every waking second and no one gives a shit.

I spewed coffee all over my monitor!

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Michelle Obama's War On Pizza

Pizza is no longer one of the four food groups? Michelle Obama, taking a page out of the Nurse Bloomberg playbook, has decided she's The First Lunch Lady, and pizza is being replaced. With vegetables.

All our children are belong to the nanny state.

The government knows best! Your kids will eat whatever Michelle Obama tells them to eat. So, out with pizza and in with turkey tacos!

After the announcement, [they] went through the line with students and ate turkey tacos with brown rice, black bean and corn salad and fruit with the children in the Parklawn Elementary lunchroom.

Trust me, I'm sure the kids were just being polite. Sophie's school jumped on the "healthy choices" menu bandwagon last year. Take a guess how much food is wasted each day.

Go ahead, guess.

Most of it. Especially on turkey hot dog day. Those things are vile. Jesus, coming in from the desert after 40 days and 40 nights, would sooner order a pizza than eat one. If the army served them at Gitmo Amnesty International would call it torture. And they'd be right.

So this line from the story struck me as particularly funny:

Mrs. Obama said youngsters will learn better if they don't have growling stomachs at school.

In that regard, I'd have to say the food kids actually eat is way better than any fru-fru stuff they'll just chuck into the garbage, isn't it? Give 'em a slice of pizza and they'll be well fed. Give 'em turkey tacos with brown rice, black beans, and corn salad and they'll be begging mom to stop for pizza on the way home. Not to mention that whole "growling stomachs" thing at school.

And as it turns out, Mrs. Obama is barking up the wrong tree anyway. From no less of a right-wing rag than The New York Times comes this:

Imagine that. No correlation between school lunch choices and childhood obesity.

None. It's a non-sequitor.

Ah, we know what's really going on here. Childhood obesity is the excuse. Control is the goal. Control over every aspect of our children's lives. It's what the Obamas and their nanny state counterparts have always been after. They want to dictate how we live our lives. For our own good, of course!

People who grow up to make their own choices might choose poorly. Why, they might even choose to vote for a Republican! We can't have that, better enact a few more regulations while nobody's looking.

Seriously. When it comes to government deciding what we can do with our bodies, the liberal bogeyman of pro-life Republicans wanting to invade the womb is nothing compared to even one day of heavy-handed nanny-state regulatory diktats.

When I was a kid there were no such things as bike helmets or seat belts or 5-point-restraint infant seats. No booster seats or airbags on tricycles either. Nonetheless, we survived. We did! Now the police run roadblock checkpoints and hand out whopping tickets for an unbuckled back seat teenager. I think if they find a mother with a baby on her lap they impound the car and turn the kid over to DYFS.

We can't be trusted to choose our own light bulbs, but the liberals will insist a 13 year old girl is fully qualified to condemn her unborn child to death, without any parental input. She's entitled to privacy. But adults aren't entitled to decent illumination?

And on the day before her 21st birthday, that same girl can walk into Planned Parenthood to get another abortion, no questions asked.. But if afterwards she goes into a bar and orders a beer, it's a felony.

Yeah, I know I'm way off on a tangent. But this shit really burns my shorts.

Michelle Obama can go pound sand up her ass. I decide what my kid eats. Not some bureaucrat. And certainly not an unelected holier-than-thou busybody who's deluded herself into believing people actually care what she thinks.

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Wednesday's Worrisome Wickedness, the SOTU War on Wealth edition

Of all the class warriors in the universe, Barack Obama is the class-warfarest. Or should that be "war-fair-est?" Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the class-warfairest of all? OK, I'll stop now.

No I won't. Barry laid it on thick last night. The rich have what he wants. And he's gonna take it. Because he killed Bin Laden with his bare hands! And he got a flag. Which he looks at every day.

Other than that Barry can't run on his record. So we get a new war, a War on Wealth. Remember, Warren Buffet pays less taxes than his secretary! It's an outrage! It's ruining the State Of Our Union. Or at least the state of Barry's re-election campaign.

I am so sick and tired of hearing about Warren Buffett and his secretary, especially since she's been promoted to the role of arm candy for Moochelle. For starters, I don't want to see Mitt Romney's tax returns; I want to see Warren Buffett's tax returns. And his hob-nobbing secretary's too.

Why? Because we might learn a few things. Like that ole Warren makes his money the old-fashioned way, via dividends. Which were already taxed once as corporate profits before landing in his bank account to be taxed again. And his secretary is paid a salary, which Warren gets to take as a pre-tax deduction against his profits.

Anybody wanna bet the effective (corporate + personal) tax rate on Warren's dividends exceeds his secretary's tax rate?

Nah, I didn't think so. Too bad you can't fit that into a sound bite though.

Let's see, what else was "unfair?" Mortgages! That evil guy Barney Frank made Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac give unaffordable mortgages to unsuspecting middle-class homeowners who never thought their government would lie to them.

Hah! Just kidding! Malicious bankers manipulated borrowers into robo-signing incomprehensible legal documents, then stole their houses and gave them to #Occupy Wall Street. Or something. But Barry's gonna fix everything!

He'll tax the banks some more! And let everybody refinance for free! With an extra $3,000 check thrown in for good measure! Because that's fair! And I'm running out of exclamation points…!

But you get the idea. Free money for deadbeats, because rich people have too much and the UAW blew through all that taxpayer cash we gave them faster than shit through a goose so it's time for another humongous bailout.

Has anyone seen personal responsibility lately? I think it's locked up inside Richard Cordray's desk.

Bottom line? All 57 states in our union are strong. Except Illinois, and probably California. Better re-elect Barry just in case though. He killed Bin Laden! Who gave him a nice flag.

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John Galt vs Barry's class warfare tax plan - everybody stop working at $999,999

Of all the dumb ideas in Barry's campaign kickoff State Of The Union speech none was dumber than his "at some point you've made enough money" 30% minimum tax rate on incomes over $1,000,000 per year.

Here's my idea. Every entrepreneur in America stops working at $999,999. Don't earn $1 more. Because if you do, you'll have to write a check for 300 Grand to Saul Alinsky's wealth redistribution fund.

And what if your employees lose out? Maybe because you've closed your office until January 1st, and you certainly won't be paying them for not working to increase your taxes?

Fuck 'em. They're probably voting for President Golf Pants anyway. So they're his problem.

Barry says his demagoguery isn't "class warfare."

Of course it is.

So let's declare war on him.

I'm betting the productive class is more powerful than the parasite class.

We'll show them what happens when they run out of other people's money.

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Chris Christie's judicial nominations make me wonder if he really isn't a Democratic Party plant

Well I guess the good news is Chris Christie didn't elevate his good buddy, Sharia-compliant, terrorist-sympathizing Superior Court Judge Sohail Mohammed to one of the two vacancies on the NJ State Supreme Court.

But the bad news is he just picked two guys with no judicial experience whatsoever, and touted their diversity as their major qualification.

So that's what qualifies you to be a Supreme Court Justice? "Diversity" and "perspectives?" Hey, it's all they've got. No paper trail. No previous experience as a lower court judge (not even traffic court!). No legal scholarship or opinions they've authored which might hint at their judicial philosophy.

Just a blatant sop to Identity Politics. Well that, along with Christie's hunch they'll do the right thing.

He said he did not ask Kwan and Harris about specific cases but "my expectation is I've nominated two justices who understand the appropriate role of the courts in our system of government."

And Chris Christie calls himself a Conservative? Bwhahahaha! Conservatives pick judges like Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas. Conservatives don't need to seek out a diverse perspective, we look for adherence to original intent. Conservatives aren't focused on demographic profiles, intellectual rigor is more our speed.

Democrats and RINOs play quota games. So deep down, which one is Chris Christie?

Now get this, check out the guy who's most excited about these appointments. He's the chief activist pushing gay "marriage" in New Jersey.

Steve Goldstein, the chief executive of Garden State Equality, a gay rights organization, said he was stunned when Christie informed him of [Harris'] nomination. "As I told the governor right then and there, you could have picked me up off the floor," he said.

Why do you suppose Chris Christie felt the need to explain his Supreme Court choices to a gay rights activist?

Allow me to spell it out for you.

Our state legislature has made enacting gay "marriage" their #1 priority this year.

Chris Christie claims he's opposed to gay "marriage," and said he'll veto the bill if it reaches his desk.

But wink, wink, nudge, nudge he's just historically appointed two new members of the NJ State Supreme Court — an openly gay man and the attorney currently overseeing State Police compliance with a "no racial profiling" consent decree. It's the very same court where a challenge to New Jersey's Civil Unions law is currently headed. With Steve Goldstein leading the charge. And Chris Christie whispering in his ear about diversity, giving Steve the vapors.

Hmmm.

If by some unexpected chance that court then goes and finds a Constitutional Right to gay "marriage?" Don't blame Chris Christie! It's the gosh-darned activist judiciary messing things up again! He's opposed to it. He said so!

Believe that, and I've got a bridge in Brooklyn you can have, cheap.

Because The Fix Is In.

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NJ Supreme Court: Towns can ban Free Speech because it's available in New York

NIMBY just became NIMS — Not In My State.

The U.S. Supreme Court has long established that nude dancing is a form of Free Speech, protected by the First Amendment. Reasonable zoning restrictions can be enacted so long as they are not exclusionary in nature.

Apparently the NJ Supreme Court has adopted a very elastic view of "exclusionary."

Which in my mind is actually good! Because it sure seems like a reversal of their own idiotic rulings in the various Mount Laurel "affordable housing" lawsuits. Those rulings said essentially "zoning be damned!" Every town in New Jersey is required to provide a quota of "affordable housing" within its borders, even if it means bulldozing perfectly good single family homes to do it.

The availability of surplus "affordable housing" in a neighboring town (nevermind a neighboring state!) was expressly dismissed by the courts as insufficient. The "affordable housing" must be located within the borders of each and every town.

Alas, the made-up right to "affordable housing" is not enshrined in the Constitution; Freedom of Speech is. Yet in the topsy-turvy world of NJ land use litigation towns can now exclude activities specifically protected by the First Amendment but they must accept a trailer park on every block?

Yeah, that makes sense.

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My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Pipeline Dreams Busted By Green Schemes edition

When Barry took office gas was $1.81 a gallon. This week it hit $3.31 here in New Jersey, only 7 cents below the national average of $3.38.

Wouldn't it be great if there was a plentiful source of crude oil, maybe only a few miles north of us, and a reliable way to get that oil to our refineries?

It's almost like Obama's energy policy is "no energy," isn't it? I mean when he claims that three years isn't enough time to study the Keystone XL pipeline proposal (and like Newt said, we won World War II in less than three years!), and then he goes and puts essentially all of our uranium producing lands off-limits to mining, what other conclusion can I make?

Remember kids, solar panels are awesome, except when the sun goes down. But hey, who needs light at night?

You gotta wonder where Barry's priorities are at when even his own people are chanting Drill, Baby, Drill.

We're "all-in" alright, all-in deep shit. No coal. No oil. No nuclear. But look, windmills! Which, of course, kill bald eagles by the truckload. Because killing the symbol of America is right up there on his priority list with killing the spirit of America too.

The Obama energy policy — Freeze In The Dark.

OK, so Jillian's back this week, and she reminds me that this is supposed to be a jobs report. Well we need energy to create jobs, don't we? But yeah, she's right, let's see what Barry's been up to on the jobs front.

And wouldn't you know it, but he's declared another laser-like focus on jobs!

Well, if by "laser-like focus" you actually mean the same sorry-ass plan he's been humping, the one which props up some more public employee unions with another $447 Billion of borrowed money, then yeah, he's definitely focused like a laser on "jobs."

Is Obama still pushing that diarrhea of a plan, which includes the same measures that failed in the Stimulus, and only save jobs in the public sector, along with helping out union jobs, mostly in the public sector? Giving people education, particularly college education, doesn't actually create jobs, and creates depression among those who get their sheepskin in social studies and realize that they are only qualified to work as a burger flipper, if there are any burger flipper jobs around.

It's the "unionistas, please vote for Obama" jobs package, and it's got no chance of actually passing the House, so it's all for show, and we know it.

Elsewhere this week, MetLife quit the mortgage business, putting another 4,000 Americans out on the street.

Perhaps that's because no one is taking out mortgages in this economy. Besides, why worry about getting a mortgage when Obama-endorsed #Occupy will steal your house?

Occupy Wall Street protesters announced with great fanfare last month that they moved a homeless family into a "foreclosed" Brooklyn home — even though they knew the house belonged to a struggling single father desperately trying to renegotiate his mortgage.

Re-elect Obama — from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs — and he'll turn us all into beggars 'cause they're easier to please.

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Previously:
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Downgrade Fever is Catchy edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Short Term Gain For Long Term Pain edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Year End Wrapup Unhappy New Year Edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Debbie Wasserman Schultz Reality Check edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report: the Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Incredibly Shrinking Labor Force edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, Our Dickensian Future Edition

UPDATE 22 Jan 2012 10:54:
Linked by The Laughing Conservative. Thanks!

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On Sunday 1/22, ask them what they mean by "choice"

Game on people. Sunday is the 39th anniversary of the odious Roe v Wade Supreme Court decision. Thirty nine years of legal infanticide. Untold millions consigned to brutal, painful death with the stroke of a pen.

To commemorate the occasion the NARAL death cult is springing into action. They're encouraging supporters to take to the social media airwaves on Sunday and talk up the benefits of "choice."

Pro-life nurse Jill Stanek is appalled (as am I) and she wants to do something to counter them.

Her plan is simple. Ask them what they mean by "choice." Rain on their parade.

On January 22, any time you read pro-aborts spouting obscure "choice" rhetoric on a blog, website, Facebook, or Twitter, call them out on it. Ask them to explain what the "choice" euphemism means. Tweeters plan to use their #Tweet4Choice hashtag.

Get specifics.

Because we know what "choice" means. It means "dead babies."

I'll be there. Will you join me in standing up for innocent life?

She wouldn't drown a puppy. Why can she legally suck the life from the beating heart of her unborn child?

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Thursday Throwdown, Newt Gingrich bitch-slaps CNN toady, and other debate reax

OK, so Sophie said I had to watch this debate. Because her class is studying the Constitution. In fourth grade. And she wanted to ask me questions.

The CNN lead-in was telling. Their dream team salivated at the prospect of Newt Gringrich addressing his ex-wife's allegations. The excitement was palpable, and Wolf Blitzer seemed like he was about to erupt in his pants.

I wonder how Wolfie felt after Newt bitch-slapped John King. Donald Douglas has the video.

That there was a thing of beauty. Oh, and shrinkage!

Newt's always been keen to run against the media, and by golly he got to do it tonight. If there's anyone left at ABC with a shred of decency, he'd hang his head in shame. Sadly, there's no chance of that.

The obvious money shot — I'll let Barack Obama bring a Teleprompter to a battle of wits — was sadly overshadowed by CNN"s miserable attempt at entrapment.

Newt floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee…

As for the rest, I'll let Sophie recap.

Alas, answers, I do not have. But that's OK, because the voters are about to send both of those guys back to the showers.

The media has made this election about debating skills. It's bogus, but it's also the reason Rick Perry is at home on the couch. OK then, Newt Gingrich will run rhetorical rings around Captain Teleprompter. Which is why they're so keen to destroy him.

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Rick Perry drops out, endorses Newt. WyBlog 0 for 2 in the presidential picker dept.

Sigh. Now I'm 0 for 2. Those of you who were around in 2008 will undoubtedly recall my unbridled enthusiasm for Fred Thompson's candidacy. Look how well that worked out.

So, no sooner had I put the Rick Perry for President banner up there on the top left when the wheels started coming off his campaign. It's the WyBlog curse, because Rick Perry is calling it quits.

Hey, if I endorse Romney next do you think he'll falter too?

Perry's gonna line up behind Newt, mostly because Newt isn't Mittens and Santorum and Saint Ron are unelectable.

But ABC (the All Barack Channel!) is already locked and loaded with both barrels aimed at Newt. The media which can't be bothered to interview a single one of Obama's ex-boyfriends is salivating at the prospect of airing every scrap of dirty laundry Newt's ex-wife is willing to dish out.

So Wife Number Two's bombshell is, Newt cheated on her with Wife Number Three! Forgetting, conveniently, that he also cheated with her on (dying) Wife Number One. Listen toots, it's not like you didn't know what kind of man you were fooling around with. Both before, and yes after you married him.

Anyway, Tammy's been on Newt's bandwagon for a while now. Ayup, electoral discord in the WyHouse! But not anymore. If Rick Perry's getting behind Newt, then I guess I am too.

It feels kinda like rooting for the Giants though. My heart's not in it, if you know what I mean. (Dude, go with it, it's the Syphilitic Camel Rule! -- Ed.)

Still, Sarah Palin's a Newt fan, that's gotta count for something, right?

More importantly though, he's a Sarah Palin fan. Can we hope for a Gingrich - Palin ticket? Or am I tempting fate again with another jolt of the WyCurse?

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Obama kills Keystone XL, Chris Christie greenlights Marcellus Shale gas pipeline in NJ

It's a tale of two pipelines. Both adamantly opposed by the usual rabid bunch of econuts. Both key to establishing American energy independence.

And it's a tale of two leaders. One desperately seeking to appease every radical constituency by tearing down two centuries of industrial achievement. The other pragmatic and decisive, cognizant of risk, yet unwilling to let opportunity pass us by.

In the end, Obama's rejection of the Keystone XL pipeline project was as predictable as it was anticlimactic. He promised to tilt at windmills while sending gasoline and electricity prices through the roof, and he continues to deliver.

But lost in yesterday's recriminations was Chris Christie's decision to forge ahead with an ambitious natural gas pipeline, one that is also slated to traverse "sensitive" environmental areas. In response to boilerplate Sierra Club doomsaying one of his Highlands Commissioners put it thusly:

"An adequate supply of natural gas is equal to the need for drinking water."

Indeed. And so a pipeline, stretching from the Marcellus Shale region of Pennsylvania, traversing the Highlands watershed, and terminating in Mahwah will soon be a reality. With it comes a 55% increase in the quantity of natural gas available to New Jerseyans. And of course, jobs. Good paying, sorely needed jobs. Clean, reliable energy too.

That's a win for New Jersey, and a win for America. And it's one more reason why Barack Obama must be defeated in November. Yes, even if that means we have to get used to saying "President Romney."

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Weary Wednesday Wanderers, Barry's goin' to Disney World!

It's time for another of Barry's "working vacations," this time at the Magic Kingdom!

President Barack Obama will visit Walt Disney World during a planned trip to Orlando on Thursday, according to a White House aide. There, he will "unveil a strategy that will significantly help boost tourism and travel," the aide added.

Aw geez, not another strategy.

Must resist making Mickey Mouse White House jokes.

Barry's gonna be a little lonely though. Any Democrat who's anybody is coincidentally leaving town.

It doesn't appear, however, that he'll get much love from local politicians. Aides to U.S. Sen. Bill Nelson said the Florida Democrat was unlikely to attend because the office "got word too late" of the visit and had meetings planned in other parts of the state. And Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer is scheduled to be in Washington that day for a meeting of the U.S. Conference of Mayors.

Park guests won't be allowed within a mile of Dear Leader, probably because the use of foul language is frowned upon at Disney World. Or maybe they were afraid folks wouldn't even part with an "A" ticket for the chance to see him.

So today's the day the internet goes dark, or something. I just clicked on a Wikipedia link and got some kind of Black Screen of Doom. Yes, the libtard poseurs that censor anyone who doesn't toe the far-left line when it comes to homosexual "rights" or Palestinian statehood are cheesed off because Congress might outlaw stealing digital music and movies. Anonymous twits who unilaterally get to decide if you're "noteworthy" enough to warrant an entry in their Self-Important Book Of All Knowledge are actually complaining because an unelected bureaucrat might find a particular website to be of no redeeming value whatsoever.

I'd direct you to their page for "irony," but it's offline today.

Coming next week, hospitals lock their doors to protest Obamacare!

We all knew that health care costs were going up, but this is ridiculous.

I guess he didn't get an Obamacare waiver.

Turns out the company that prepares the bills had mistakenly put the invoice number in the space where the invoice amount should go.

Pfew! But the fact he thought the bill might be legit? Wasn't Obamacare supposed to cut costs?

How's this for putting a whole new spin on McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It" ad campaign?

Next week at Burger King she'll demonstrate how it takes two hands to handle a Whopper.

Finally, in a sop to SOPA stoppers, I snarfed this from a friend on Facebook, because it's too good not to pass along:

Celebrating this day by pirating Fr. Richard K McFadden's status. He writes, "You know the LAST time the government tried to censor the internet resulted in a little thing called the War of 1812, when the Challenger blew up over the Alamo." Without Wikipedia, how will kids learn things like this? "Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it" ~ Apollo Creed, Third President of the United States.

It's not illegal to steal someone else's Facebook status, is it? Why are those guys in dark suits talking into their earbuds and staring at me?

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Chris Christie proposes a 10% across-the-board income tax cut for New Jersey

Bold Leadership. Fiscal Sanity. Lower Taxes. Chris Christie delivers:

Gov. Chris Christie today proposed a 10 percent reduction in state income taxes regardless of income -- phased in over three years -- and restoration of the earned-income tax credit that would benefit the state's poorest citizens.

As he put it, "Everyone made the sacrifice. Everyone will share in the benefit."

"Understand what this means," Christie said in his State of the State message, the second one he has delivered since becoming governor in January 2010,. "Every New Jerseyan will get a cut in taxes. The working poor. The struggling middle class. The new college graduates getting their first job. The senior citizens who have already retired. The single mom. The job creators. The parents trying to afford to send their son or daughter to college."

It's the antithesis of class warfare. So naturally the Democrats have a plan of their own. Raise taxes.

I don't think that Sheila Oliver can spell "tax cut."

Here's the video.

Hey Mitch McConnell and John Boehner. Are you paying attention?

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Free us from the South Carolina Five

I didn't watch last night's debate. Stacy McCain live-blogged on-site, The Daley Gator caught Ron Paul in another lie, and Professor Jacobson sums up my impression of the trainwreck that is Mitt Romney's impending nomination.

We are on a path to nominate someone who campaigned against Reagan, campaigned against the Contract with America, campaigned against those who are pro-Life, campaigned against 2d Amendment rights, campaigned against conservatism, and designed and enacted the precursor to Obamacare from which he will not back away.

Meanwhile the only guy who's never actually lost an election on the merits can't get any traction, because ostensible "conservatives" are enamored by Rick Santorum's sweater vests and Newt Gingrich's adverbial allegories.

And way off in Right Field, the Ron Paul sideshow pretty much guarantees Romney will get the nod.

Many of my conservative friends are so busy denouncing Ron Paul and his supporters that they can't be bothered to ask themselves, "Why don't we have that kind of wild-eyed fanaticism among our supporters?"

Yes, what I look for in a candidate is the wild-eyed fanaticism of his supporters. Substitute "bat-shit insanity" for "wild-eyed fanaticism" and you'll understand what I mean. Or just go observe wild-eyed fanaticism in its natural habitat of North Korea. Because if that's what it takes to be a Ron Paul supporter, you can count me out.

Do we want wild-eyed fanatical 9/11 Truthers driving the GOP bus?

Are we ready for a wild-eyed fanatic to burn our banking system to the ground in order to purge it of The International Jewish Conspiracy?

Will you let your kids go play outside when wild-eyed fanatical meth addicts move in next door because Ron Paul legalized drugs?

Can Americans sleep soundly at night knowing that the wild-eyed fanatical Iranians are mass-producing Ron-Paul-approved nuclear bombs?

Ron Paul's popularity does not necessarily imply the soundness of Ron Paul's message.

Ron Paul's cult followers are gathering converts because the remaining GOP presidential field is weak, and fractured. Some of us have perhaps been contributing to the problem by proclaiming "anyone but Mitt Romney."

The electorate has seen "anyone," and is sending us a different message — Romney, because he's not Ron Paul, and you turkeys can't make up your minds about any of those other guys.

You know what? They just might be on to something.

UPDATE 17 Jan 2012 21:06:
Linked by Gator Doug, who observes:

Perry has a record the others cannot touch, yet too many of us are obsessing over a big government guy, in a sweater vest no less, who wants the government in our bedrooms, has issues with "unrestrained individualism" and wants to use the tax code to favor some businesses over others? Good freaking grief!

It's Republican Bizarro-World.

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Motley Monday Modulation, or The Eyes Of DHS Are Upon Us, now with InstaDregs!

The Laughing Conservative claims to have found a super-secret White House memo, written by Barack Obama himself!, which spills the beans on the targets of Janet Incompetano's DHS blogger surveillance program. There's mention of "that Wysocki guy in NJ."

Uh, oh. I think I'm in trouble.

You guys'll come visit me in prison, won't you?

And just when I'm on the verge of being almost famous, too. Trog is getting some InstaSeconds (via Smitty), which seems to be his speciality these days. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride! Anyway, his sidebar link to me is attracting attention from the click-throughers. So I'm benefiting from what I guess could be called Trog's InstaDregs.

Uh, thanks!

So let's see, what sort of Right Wing mischief can we get into today? Hmmm. Oh, I know! Long before anyone had heard of Steven Colbert or Jon Stewart there was Tom Lehrer, back when satire was funny. Here's a song he did which seems appropriate for Martin Luther King Day.

Incidentally, MLK was a Republican. Yes, really. You could look it up.

I'm always reluctant to put too much credence into "what 'X' would have said" unless, you know, 'X' actually said it. But MLK's niece, Dr. Alveda King, makes a compelling case for her famous uncle's pro-life bonafides. It's certainly something to think about, probably more so than pushing back your tee time to paint slogans on a wall.

My wife and daughter are both obsessed with the game Angry Birds. They play it All The Time. And they're constantly trying to suck me into playing too. Feh.

What I really want to create is a game called "Angry Nerds."

In my game, you have to solve a partial differential equation before the phone zaps you with a jolt of electricity and a blinding flash of light.

The higher levels test your knowledge of Star Trek trivia.

I think it'd be a hit, don't you?

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Jon Huntsman drops out, hopes Mitt Romney remembers who he is and sends him back to Red China

Jon Huntsman's 15 minutes are up. The man Stacy McCain nicknamed Governor Asterisk intends to reassert his footnote-to-history status by ending his presidential campaign.

A man who generated so little excitement that members of his of own campaign sometimes misspelled his name, Huntsman leaves the race with a whimper and not a bang.

But he's got A Plan. He'll endorse the "unelectable" Mitt Romney. Because if you've already been Barack Obama's Ambassador to Red China, why not try to wangle the same gig from Obama's ideological successor?

They deserve each other. You can nominate Mitt Romney and (maybe) send Jon Huntsman back to Red China, or you can get behind a Real Conservative to defeat Barack Obama. What's it gonna be America?

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The obnoxious little turd that is Mike Bloomberg

I have friends who insist Mike Bloomberg is the ideal presidential candidate. Their hero worhip of NYC's Head Nurse is at best misplaced, and those who should know better ought to be ashamed of themselves. Because hizzoner is a scoundrel, with no regard whatsoever for the Constitution.

On his radio show this week, Derb discusses the case of Meredith Graves, the Tennessee nurse who, upon visiting the 9/11 memorial in New York and seeing the signs forbidding firearms, asked the staff if she could check her pistol (lawful and licensed in home state). She was handcuffed, arrested, and now faces three and a half years in jail for firearms possession — for the crime of being unaware that the Second Amendment does not apply in New York City.

This is the Mike Bloomberg "law and order" machine in full regalia. He plays fast and loose with the law at every turn. And he's never one to ascribe reasonable doubt:

And because it suits his objectives. He needs middle-class white female felons to offset the parade of low-income minority lowlifes his police department is usually forced to arrest, seeing as how there isn't anyone else spreading mayhem within a mile of his ivory tower.

You can be confident that Meredith Graves will be locked up, because it is far easier to lock up law-abiding types such as Meredith Graves than it is to police the criminals who actually do the murders and muggings.

Rudy Guiliani he ain't. Mayor Mike is the quintessential pandering politician, broadcasting bland bromides in lieu of countering the contagions which cripple his once magnificent metropolis. Trans-fats are his enemy, while drug dealers run rampant. He proclaims that secondhand smoke threatens the foundations of civilization, but it's bedbugs whose proliferation actually undermines the fabric of our society.

In Bloomberg's paradise he'll close all the liquor stores, but free needles for junkies are a Constitutional Right.

People who find his hegemony alluring are no more than sheep, trading independent thought for the illusion of nanny state security. When their city inevitably succumbs to the rot which permeates its core they'll shake their heads wistfully and wonder which unimplemented utopian scheme would have precluded their fall from grace.

Mike Bloomberg is a nasty little man, and I hope Mrs. Graves sues the pants off his arrogant ass. As for his acolytes, I can only assume that their willful myopia conceals a deep-seated hatred of freedom and liberty. His presidential timbre is decidedly off-key.

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My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Downgrade Fever is Catchy edition

Live by the Euro, die by the Euro. On Friday S&P downgraded nine Eurozone countries including former Blue Chips France and Austria.

Remember when Junk Bonds were cool? Mister we could use a man like Michael Milken again.

(By popular demand, Chloe is back for an encore this week. I think she's on the phone with her broker…)

And what did I tell you, the unemployment figures were indeed revised upward, and then spiked this week to 399K.

That's two big jumps in a row. Can Barry make it three? You know he can!

Oh, and by the way, December retail sales were "weak," the worse they've been in seven months. Santa kept his wallet in his pocket, unless he spied some really deep discounts. Alas, low margins do not a recovery make.

In response, CIT Group is cutting off supplier loans to Sears.

The company had a disastrous holiday shopping season, with revenue at stores open at least a year falling 5.2 percent during the eight weeks ended that ended Christmas Day. The figure is a key indicator of a retailer's health because it excludes results from stores recently opened or closed.

There's a Sears Hardware in West Caldwell. It never has anything I need.

I think that's a metaphor for the Obama Administration.

Moochelle's demonization of snack foods claimed another victim. Hostess filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy. The legendary maker of Twinkies, HoHos, and DingDongs is a casualty of the anti-obesity zealots.

"Twinkies is a well-known brand, but did you ever hear somebody talk about Twinkies in a positive light?" asked Ted Gavin, head of the bankruptcy practice at NHB Advisors, a turnaround consulting firm in Philadelphia.

Hostess makes Wonder Bread too. Another staple of our childhood, about to be sacrificed, and for what? 550 people will probably lose their jobs, because regardless of what the First Lady might tell you, kids don't want to eat carrot sticks and multi-grain cardboard masquerading as "bread."

Speaking of bread, and circuses: Barry and TurboTax Timmy plan to borrow another $1.2 trillion dollars, and "invest" it in round 3 of Quantitative Easing.

San Francisco Fed President John Williams said that sustained high levels of unemployment, as forecast by many Fed members, "does make an argument that we should have more stimulus."

The death throes of the Keynesian spendaholics are not going to be pretty.

Is there more bad news? You betcha.

November's trade deficit rose to 10.4% as U.S. exports cratered. Again.

The U.S. Census Bureau and the U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis, through the Department of Commerce, announced today that total November exports of $177.8 billion and imports of $225.6 billion resulted in a goods and services deficit of $47.8 billion, up from $43.3 billion in October, revised. November exports were $1.5 billion less than October exports of $179.4 billion. November imports were $2.9 billion more than October imports of $222.6 billion.

China makes, America takes.

I think it's time to say "screw it all" and hit the beach. Because Chloe is definitely an argument for "more stimulus."

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Previously:
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Short Term Gain For Long Term Pain edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Year End Wrapup Unhappy New Year Edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Debbie Wasserman Schultz Reality Check edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report: the Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, the Incredibly Shrinking Labor Force edition
My Weekly Obama Jobs Report, Our Dickensian Future Edition

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Packaging inspector fired for telling co-workers to inspect her package

A Pennsylvania woman contemplating "gender reassignment" claims she was fired from her job as a Packaging Inspector when she wore a prosthetic penis to work. So naturally she's suing.

Pauline Davis says she wore the prosthetic to work as a line inspector, informing some co-workers who passed the information along to management. According to the suit Davis was fired even though the device didn't interfere with her work.

I think it's the "informing some co-workers" part that got her in trouble.

Inspecting her package probably isn't in their job description.

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Thursday Thunderbolts, the Modern Toddler F-Bomb edition

Remember when Ozzie and Harriet slept in separate beds? And you didn't get funny looks when asking if your neighbor saw "Beaver" last night? Yeah, well forget the golden age of television, it's long gone. In its place? Toddlers dropping the F-bomb.

That would be her two male, homosexual parents. Because this is definitely not The Brady Bunch.

Levitan said the envelope-pushing moment is an important life lesson.

Oh it's a lesson alright. A lesson in what not to watch on television. Because this dreck is absolutely not welcome in my house.

Apparently some Marines peed on a dead Taliban scumbag. The perpetually aggrieved are, well, aggrieved. Political hack SecDef Leon Panetta is demanding an investigation. Yeah, I want an investigation too. Which of you morons thought it was a good idea to videotape the baptism?

Amtrak wants high-speed rail here in New Jersey. Between Trenton and New Brunswick they'll upgrade the Northeast Corridor from 135 mph to 160 mph. Net time savings? About a minute and half. That is, until you get stuck at the 100 year old Portal Bridge over the Hackensack River. Any plans to upgrade that? Nope!

Does our Dear Leader have a Great Successor secretly waiting in the wings? WaPo may have let the cat out of the bag:

Oh man, as Johnny Carson would have said, the jokes just write themselves.

Now we know where Michelle Obama's "angry black woman" thing came from!

Do his sons have birth certificates?

Perhaps he was speaking metaphorically. Because in Ameritopia we are all "sons" of The Chosen One.

I'm thinking if some kid shows up at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue looking for "Daddy," we're gonna hear a whole lotta F-bombs…

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SCOTUS rules 9-0 for religious liberty

Common sense, not to mention the First Amendment, would dictate that a church could fire (or refuse to hire) a person who violated its religious doctrine. Eric Holder's Justice Department argued otherwise, and yesterday the Supreme Court unequivocally ruled in favor of religious liberty. 9 to 0.

In what may be its most significant religious liberty decision in two decades, the Supreme Court on Wednesday for the first time recognized a "ministerial exception" to employment discrimination laws, saying that churches and other religious groups must be free to choose and dismiss their leaders without government interference.

Now can we please see the same common sense applied to "public accommodation" laws?

Abortion violates Catholic doctrine, but the Obama administration forces Catholic hospitals to perform abortions.

It also violates Catholic doctrine to recognize same-sex "marriage," yet states force Catholic Charities to provide adoption and other social services to homosexual couples. Or, as is always the case, Catholic Charities stops facilitating adoptions for everyone.

Maybe we can even get the Methodists in Ocean Grove, NJ back into the wedding business, without fear that two lesbians with an ax to grind will demand to use the church's boardwalk pavillion for their sham "marriage."

Because exercising your liberty shouldn't mean that I lose mine.

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Mercedes Benz is now courting the communist mass-murderer luxury vehicle market

Up to now, if a communist party commissar wanted to travel in luxury, he bought a Zil. Apparently seeing an untapped market (driven perhaps by the popularity of Obamunism?), Mercedes Benz is now hawking their cars under the rubric of Che Guevara.

Yes, that Che Guevara, the one who murdered his way to infamy.

According to company Chairman Dieter Zetsche good old Che was also a big proponent of ride sharing.

Let's all carpool to the gulag!

Really, I think I'm gonna be sick.

Mercedes wouldn't dare delve into their own questionable corporate past by slapping their logo onto Heinrich Himmler's Waffen SS uniform. So why on earth is it even remotely tolerable that they're invoking an equivalently loathsome image of communist atrocities?

I'll tell you why. Communism gets a pass among the hoi polloi; it's fashionable to be a revolutionary, even when you're selling soap or cars. Nobody wants to talk about the victims of communism; they want to romanticize Marx and Lenin's egalitarian facade without having to worry too much about where the bodies are buried.

Allow me to rain on their parade.

Che Guevara, not to put too fine a point on it, was a psychopath whose sadistic lust for blood was not easily quenched. He killed for pleasure.

And he was a most efficient executioner at a time when Fidel Castro needed to rapidly exterminate his "enemies." He was also a virulent racist; Che's bloodlust was equaled only by his hatred for Black people, whom he labeled "indolent and lazy."

But hey, I'm not a marketing genius, so maybe this is really what sells cars in the year 2012. Mass murderer chic is sexy? I guess we'll know for sure when we see ads for Chevy Trucks starring Timothy McVeigh.

UPDATE 12 Jan 2012 10:48:
Steve Burri nails the perfect pun: Oh, Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Merchedes-Benz....

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Wednesday's Walking Wounded, the Ron Paul Feels His Cheerios edition

Hot off the heels of his 15 point loss to Mitt Romney in the New Hampshire GOP primary, Ron Paul has a message for the other Republican presidential candidates — go home.

Rep. Ron Paul's campaign called on the rest of the Republican field to drop out of the race and unite behind him in order to defeat Mitt Romney.

No, this is not from The Onion. I wish it was.

Also not from The Onion, Paulestinians team up with Occupods to go full-Alinsky on Rick Santorum's family.

Hey, if you can't beat 'em at the polls, just beat 'em senseless. Unless you're talking about Islamic terrorists; because Ron Paul doesn't believe in attacking our actual enemies, even if they attack us first.

Meanwhile, Mitt Romney finally said something that I happen to agree with: "I like being able to fire people." Well, good! That's what we need in a president, someone who can take a chainsaw to the federal bureacracy. And yes, that involves slashing headcount, downsizing, reductions in force, whatever euphemism you wish.

You know who else has been saying that? Rick Perry. Welcome to the party Mittens.

Speaking of firing people who provide bad service, Brian Schottenheimer's reign of mediocrity as Jets Offensive Coordinator is finally over. Officially he "resigned." Uh huh. Sure. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

For some reason former Dolphins head coach Tony Sparano is in line for the job. Maybe because his name sounds like Tony Soprano, and their new motivational strategy is any players who fail to perform will go for a ride in the Pine Barrens with Paulie Walnuts.

You know who else needs a trip to the woodshed? The eco-geniuses at the EPA. Their latest reason-defying pronouncement has companies being fined millions of dollars for not using a biofuel which hasn't been invented yet.

But hey, when has Reality ever stopped an eco-warrior? They want renewable energy sources, and they want them now! Yes, even if you have to turn to science fiction in order to find them.

The quota goes up this year, as do the fines. But still there is no cellulosic biofuel to be had. Anywhere. At any price. It's almost as if their goal is to simply punish fossil fuel suppliers and not to promote viable alternatives.

Here in New Jersey it looks like sanity has prevailed, and Democrat Gabriela Mosquera won't be allowed to occupy a seat in our State Assembly after all. Yesterday I reported that a judge had ignored her violation of our state election law's residency requirements, claiming that she has now lived in the district for one year and she "had a good enough chance of winning" a special election if he ordered one.

NJ State Supreme Court Chief Justice Stuart Rabner did a WTF on that one, and barred Mosquera from being sworn in. Yup, there's gonna be a special election. She'll run again, but she won't be an Assemblywoman unless she wins fair and square.

The Daley Gator put out their annual list of "must read" blogs. What is this WyBlog which they list? Have you heard of it?

Thanks guys, I really appreciate the vote of confidence!

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Tuesday Trepidation, the Granite Gadflies Ghastly Glower edition

Why are all these primaries and caucuses and debates scheduled during football season? Didn't they used to wait until February, when the sports nobody cares about like basketball and hockey are the only other thing on TV? Not that last night's BCS Championship Game was exciting or anything, but c'mon man, I'd rather watch ten games like that than endure one more Jon Huntsman Mandarin monologue.

As goes Dixville Notch, so goes… Nobody! It's a tie — two for Romney and two for Huntsman. Gingrich and Paul received one vote each. Perry, Santorum, and the rest got nothin'. They may as well quit now. Snicker.

Speaking of football, in case you haven't heard the latest Tim Tebow joke yet.

The last time there was this much attention focused on a white Bronco, OJ was driving.

Tebow's favorite bible verse is John 3:16. He passed for 316 yards in Sunday's game. Ten completions mean an average of 31.6 yards per catch. And the TV ratings show a 31.6 share. Coincidence? Maybe. But if I was Tom Brady I'd be on the lookout for Al Pacino saying "call me Dad."

More new moms are grousing over hip-hop ho Beyoncé's arrogant takeover of Lenox Hill Hospital. They're talking lawsuit, because Her Divaness's security detail keeps them from breastfeeding their own newborns just so she won't have to mingle with the common folk.

Flipping the channels last night I caught a glimpse of Oprah gushing over this twit's new baby. I think I threw up in my mouth a little. Oprah's got billions; maybe she should build Hip Hop Hospital for Better-Than-Us Bimbos so there's no danger of anyone ordinary getting inside. Nah, the place would probably collapse under the weight of all their egos.

Election laws don't apply to Democrats. Not in New Jersey, anyway. The law says that in order to run for State Assembly you have to live in the district for one year. Gabriela Mosquera only lived in her district for 10 months when she ran last November. She won, and her Republican challenger went to court to contest the election.

Today an Appeals Court ruled that she should be sworn in regardless. Why? Because if they ordered a new election she would now meet the one year residency requirement and "she had a good enough chance of winning" a rematch.

Voters, who needs 'em?

Sure would make this whole GOP primary mess a lot more tidy though. Just find a judge who's a Rick Perry fan and …

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Monday Moonshine, the Chris Christie Schools an Occupod edition

If Governor Awesome wasn't campaigning for Mittens I'd be even more impressed.

The deluded Occupod yelled "Christie kills jobs!"

Substitute "Rick Perry" for "Mitt Romney" and you and me are on the same page there Governor. 'Cause I'd ask you, of the two, which one has actual experience creating jobs? Here's a hint, it ain't Mittens.

On a slow day, Rick Perry's Texas creates 60,000 private sector jobs before breakfast.

So I showed this picture of the newly commissioned USS Barack Obama to a liberal friend. And she promptly got all huffy saying, "George W Bush played way more golf than President Obama."

Bzzzt! Wrong-o my misinformed defender of the leisure class. A quick Google search reveals that GWB golfed a total of 24 times in 8 years. Barry just completed his 90th round.

What is it that President Reagan said about his liberal friends?

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn't so."

Reading The New York Times tends to do that to a girl.

There's a cure for that though. Me! Read WyBlog each day to keep the moonbattery at bay!

I'll take "Self-important hip-hop bimbos" for $1.3 million please Alex.

Listen bub, Beyoncé is important and her new baby is The Shiznit. Keep your twin proles away from the royalty and there won't be any more trouble.

Lenox Hill staffers, speaking anonymously, told the Daily News that Beyoncé and Jay-Z paid $1.3 million to seal off and redecorate a wing at the upper East Side hospital, in a super-strict effort to protect their privacy.

And people look up to this bitch? I wouldn't give you a plugged nickel for Beyoncé or Jay-Z. Yet just last month Gator Doug made Beyoncé his Babe of the Day, calling her "one of the most beautiful women," and gushing about her iminent motherhood. Blech. She's just another low-class low-life ghetto girl rapper with pretensions of grandeur. Her "beauty" is superficial, not even skin-deep, and it's easily trumped by the ugliness of her pompous snobbery.

A pox on Lenox Hill hospital for kowtowing to her. I hope Mr. Coulon sues 'em all, and wins.

Elsewhere in the news, the new Microsoft GPS app is racist!

When you're in an unfamiliar city this app could be a lifesaver. So naturally there's an Outraged Liberal calling it racist. From Lauren Weinstein's Obama re-election Privacy Forum email newsletter:

Highways or Scenic Route?
Shortest or Fastest Route?
Avoid Routes with Substantial Minority Populations?
Thank you for choosing Microsoft/Nokia GPS!

Look for Eric Holder to sue Microsoft for civil rights violations any day now.

You know what I really want? (Besides an "avoid Beyoncé" feature?) A GPS that uses census data to help me skirt neighborhoods where there are high concentrations of liberals. There's nothing worse than getting stuck behind a clueless Hopium addict in his electric smug-mobile. Am I right? Is the Pope Catholic?

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The Ronulans want a dynasty!

From an actual Rah-Rah Ron Paul post at Left Coast Rebel:

Pick your son Rand as your VP. Do it soon. People want continuity when they sign on to a vision. They have their antenna up for what they perceive as cynical choices for geographic electoral advantage. You are 76, they want to know that they will still be free if you cannot continue. So pick Rand. It's bold and it will work. (He's going to be President someday anyway, might as well get him started now.)

Wow. Just wow.

Rand Paul has 3 sons. So Secretary of State, Secretary of the Treasury, and Secretary of Defense are covered too, right?

Kim Jong Un was unavailable for comment.

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With all the problems facing New Jersey, our Democrat Legislature's first order of business is...

Unemployment? Nope.

Crime? Nah.

The economy? Wrong again.

Property taxes? Teacher tenure? Sick-pay reform? Nope, nope, and still nope.

For their first order of business in 2012, taking precedence over all other matters, the Democrats in our State Legislature plan to tackle the pressing issue of...

...gay marriage. Again.

Sigh. It already went down in flames last year. And the year before that. But this time they're going for a dramatic move, fully choreographed with 5 part harmony and accents in just the right shade of mauve. It's sure to be a YouTube hit!

And a colossal waste of time. Chris Christie will almost certainly veto it, and the Democrats don't have the 3/4 majorities necessary to override that. So yes, it's all about grandstanding, and pandering, and probably some sort of symbolic yet ultimately futile gesture intended to embarrass the Republican presidential nominee.

Come to New Jersey, talk about gay marriage! Because that's what's important.

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I'm a winner! I'm a winner!

Trog may have his 5,000 posts, but I'm a 2011 Zilla Award Winner for Awesomeness in the Dextrosphere!

Best New Jersey Blog: WyBlog

Thanks Zilla!

I never win anything. Unless you count when I play Monopoly and I get a "You have won second prize in a beauty contest, collect $10" card.

This is way better than that!

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That's 5,000 for Trog, 2,192 for me

5,000 posts in less than two years? The Trog, he is obsessed with blogging.

Me, I prefer quality over quantity. Because I can't match his prodigious publishing prowess. And I have a life.

But, friend that I am, I did manage to dig up some 5,000 year old Rule 5 goodness, with a face only a caveman could love.

Get it? Dig up?

Ah, whadda you know from funny?

And, although I can't be sure it's authentic, this is an archaeologist friend's best rendering of what la bonne cavewoman might have looked like, back in the day.

Here's to 5,000 more dude.

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Forget voting rights, Illinois makes you show photo ID to buy drain cleaner

Eric Holder will swear on a stack of Jeremiah Wright's sermons that it's a violation of your civil rights if you have to show photo ID in order to vote.

But his cronies in Illinois just made it mandatory to show photo ID if you want to buy drain cleaner.

Nope, not an intrusion on our privacy, not one bit!

The law was passed by the Illinois legislature in response to a brutal attack in 2010 during which drain cleaner was dumped on two Chicago women, badly injuring them.

We're all potential criminals now. Assumed guilty, and they don't care if you're proven innocent.

Memo to the Illinois legislature: Drain cleaner is sold in Wisconsin, Iowa, Missouri, Kentucky, and Indiana too. You gonna set up checkpoints on the border?

UPDATE 07 Jan 2012 10:53:
Linked by Theo Spark. Thanks!

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